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The Modi Thoroor Spat/Strip Clubs/Twing

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Apr 13, 2010.

  1. Kamalji

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    The Modi Thoroor Spat/Strip Clubs/Twing
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    This one is damn interesting. Both washing dirty linen in public. Seems ST used all his influence, even his political one, to get the Kochi Team the IPL Team, and I suppose Videocon was left out, and <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on" _fckxhtmljob="12">Sahara</st1:place> got one.
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    And Modi let the cat out of the bag, that ST’s to be third wife, is one of the shareholders,and she has been given a 5% free stake by the promoters, which is worth a 100 crores. Modi says ST called him , and told him not to ask about the who is having what stake in the Kochi group, but Modi must be smarting, for his man did not get , and these new people got in using ST’s political influence.
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    ST is such a handsome man, so polished, I was surprised to know that he has already married twice, and going around with a third one, and not yet divorced the second one.He too surely has a lot of scandals under his belt.
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    And today afternoon, there was dirty linen from both the sides. ST has opened Modi’s past, that he was on drugs, and was sentenced to 2 years , etc etc.And here is what I suppose will come out in the coming days.
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    ST may allege
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    1) In the Rajasthan team what is Modi’s stake, for Rajasthan Royal’s stake is a mystery to everyone, there have been allegations.
    2) Modi’s past, his girlfriends if any, any scrap with the police , or his tax returns,
    3) His closeness to Vasundra Raje when she was the CM, and if at all he benifitted from it
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    Modi may allege
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    1) He may go to the two previous wives to find out about ST, his habits etc
    2) This third to be wife, her past, wht she does in <st1:City w:st="on" _fckxhtmljob="12"><st1:place w:st="on" _fckxhtmljob="12">Dubai</st1:place></st1:City>.
    3) Modi may bring mobile records, to show that ST did indeed call him, which ST is saying he did not call.
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    What I don’t under stand is , both modi and ST are monied, they have enough for a few generations, from what we hear, then why do u want to fight over a 100 crores. After a point of time, when suppose u have 10 or 20 crores, all other crores become meaningless, for that is enough to live on for a few generations with yr modern lifestyle of AC, cars, and daily household expenses.
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    Money makes the world go around, I see.
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    Sania Mirza got married finally, she got what she wanted eh ! She caught Shoaib in the grip of marriage, and with 61 lakhs as Mehr, she can now prove a point to Ayesha, that u got 5000 as Mehr, and I have much more than u. Like most others, I too don’t give much chance to this marriage, but lets hope they remain happy and married.
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    Gorshkov Scandal
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    The senior Navy officer, who is involved in this scandal, Sukhjinder Singh, has had some compromising photos of his leaked , maybe by the Russians, as today’s papers reported.
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    Why don’t these idiots use kamalji’s masks, made from the left over cutpieces from my fabrics, a lot of people suffered from this, like Tiwari, Tiger Woods, Nityananda, and now Sukhinder, and I am sure many more will follow, just bcs I am a small fellow, all my advise is useless eh ! All I ask is 10/- for the mask which will cost me 2 bucks or 3 at the most. Give me a profit of 7 bucks, and save yr neck, and reputation.Chee Chee !!!

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    Pamella Anderson
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    My dream girl has been told to cover up during her stint with the hit TV show “ Dancing with the Stars “ as the producers a major wadrobe malfunction.They continue to tell Pam that she must make her cosume designs more modest, or she war a bra and a pasties.
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    She loves to show off, as I do show off at times, but in the clothes sense.HAHA
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    The Twing Fire
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    DNA dt 13/4/10
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    Indra, an Indian woman in <st1:City w:st="on" _fckxhtmljob="12"><st1:place w:st="on" _fckxhtmljob="12">Sydney</st1:place></st1:City>, set fire to her husbands “ Twing”, for she suspected him of cheating her. She set fire to his Twing, pouring gasoline as he was sleeping, and set it afire, and told the police I did not mean to kill him, but since he is married to me, His Twing belongs to me, and no one else, If his Twing cant be mine, then it cannot be anyone else’s either ! But unfortunately, She lost the husband along with her Twing, and now she will swing on the gallows soon !!!
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    Aussie Strip Clubs safer than churches – DNA 13<SUP _fckxhtmljob="12">th</SUP> April 10
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    Aussies are safer in strip clubs than in churches. Well , then why did the <st1:place w:st="on" _fckxhtmljob="12">Maharashtra</st1:place> ban Beer Bars eh ! None of the women there ever complained to the police.
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    But look at our Gurus and the ashrams, The nityanandas, are women safe there !!!
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    Chew that over , dear friends.
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    Let me run , as this blog has gotten rather very long.
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    KAMAL MAHTANI
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    Where do u see Mangoes ?
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    Jaha Jaha woman goes,
    There MAN GOES
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    Alchol contains female harmones.You want proof ? here it is
    1) After drinking, Men talk unnecessarily
    2) Become overemotional
    3) Drive Badly
    4) Stop thinking
    5) Fight for nothing !!!
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  2. jaishree9

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    kamalji
    IPL is indian panga league.
    There is always some or other things are happening,Good analysis of future course of action of ST & Mody.:thumbsup
    and now BJP is baking thier cake also by demanding ST resignation.
    After the candian wife St now preparing to marry a kashmiri lady though the divorce is still pending ! another sania shoiab style.
    And the after nikah Sania & shoiab are united as husband & wife .. may be in coming years sania will sing ......hum vafa karake bhi tanha rah gaye.
    :crazy.
    jokes are good.:)
     
  3. Tubelight

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    Hi Kamalji

    Shashi Taroor sure knows how to stay in news ! We are not complaing. We get to see a handsome dandy on the first page every morning instead of sukha-hua nanogenarian idiots. Now with his glamorous kashmiri girlfriend, St is making Indian politics a bit more colourful. We don't have a flamboyant Sarkozy, but a slick Taroor is some compensation !

    Now that THE nikha in Mommy's saree is done with, I hope we stop hearing of and seeing S.Mirza -S.Malik any further.

    Once upon a time there was a Bobbit. Now an imaginative arsonist. Ouch ! But will men reform ?

    I think, for women, no place with any male presence is ever safe ! Sigh !
     
  4. Kamalji

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    Dear Jaishree,

    Indianpanga league, :biglaughDamn orignal one eh !

    REgarding the future action, i was proved right. i wrote this yesterday, and today ST has asked Modi, to explain the sharehoklding of Rajasthan Royals, as i had predicted yesterday.

    Yes that lovely song from the movie Nikah, is very apt for Sania.HAHA

    Regards

    kamal
     
  5. kelly1966

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    Kamalji...
    your 3-in -1 post was as usual a superb hit:thumbsup:rotfl:rotfl:cheers
    So now that media shift is from sania / shoaib affiar to ST and Modi and IPL mis- doings...
    some entertainment we are having these days... When there are earthquakes / recession / inflation we are obsessed with millionaires and their mistresses...
    So now we shall find Indian students studying in Australia in strip clubs as they are safer there???:hide:
    TWing incident was :drowning:drowning... All the naughty men beware what their sweet wives can do whilst they sleep and dream of all those s***y gals....
    so listen to kamalji... either buy his masks or else stay faithful...
    Have a good day
    K
     
  6. Kamalji

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    Dear TL,

    Sarkozy with ST is a good comparison. Today's front page of all the newspapers was full of this sleeze.

    And two things came true from what i wrote yest.
    Frist, ST has asked for the details of the Rajasthan Royal's team details,
    Second, Modi has said he can get the mobile records to show that ST did call him , the date and the time.

    WEll, actually now women too are dangerous tL, look what she did to her poor husband.HAHA

    So men should be advised to wear a chastity belt, and to sleep on his stomach and not on his back.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    REgards

    kamal
     
  7. paanzaa

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    Alcohol contains female hormones.You want proof ? here it is
    1) After drinking, Men talk unnecessarily
    2) Become overemotional
    3) Drive Badly
    4) Stop thinking
    5) Fight for nothing !!!

    I like this stuff Kamalji...In a dry summer like this, comes as sweet rain.
     
  8. Mindian

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    Hi kamalji,

    actually I do not know much about cricket itself since this IPL came about but ST ? did think he was handsome and an intellectual so wouldnt mind seeing him on TV /front page everyday :)

    but jaiii...INDIAN PANGA LEAUGUE ABSOLUTELY :thumbsup:biglaugh:biglaugh


    pamela? seems to have severe tax problemms so what do you expect her to do..do what she knows best and that is to remove her clothes at the drop Of a hat..

    But unfortunately, She lost the husband along with her Twing, and now she will swing on the gallows soon !!!

    I must be 12 to :rotfl:rotfl at that but WAH WAH, kya rhyming?:thumbsup.
     
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  9. jaishree9

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    Kamalji
    Panga is becoming more dirty & deep with IT people jumping in this along with the politiacl parties.
    New names being coming out of Pitara.
    IPL is one with crores of rs & so much oney & doesn't pay tax & nobody bothered to enquire about this in last three years.
     
  10. Kamalji

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    Dear Kelly,

    Well who wants natural disasters ? i love man made disasters:biglaughWell u are right indian students can now justify their presence in strip clubs , saying htey are safter than temples and churches.HAHAHHAHAHAHA

    Well i suppose, now men will have to wear the chastity belt, instead of women, for men stand to lose a lot more, than weomen. One must learn to guard ones own property.:rotfland a husband must sleep on his tomach these days, for who knows what will happen at night.HAHAHAHAHA

    Yes please buy my msks, or stay faithful.But if u stay faithful who will buy my masks,. and i will starve, and not be able to write blogs, for i need money for the interenet and the computer u see.:biglaugh

    Moral of teh story, be unfaithful, use kamalji's masks, and keep him loaded with cash, so he can come back and entertain u.HAHA

    Regards

    kamal
     

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