The Master Plaster - Bone Puns

On Mamta Didi's fracture....
Brilliant, I must say... Whoever penned this - given the WB Mamta tamasha !

The Master Plaster - Bone Puns
with an eye on the Bengal elections or maybe a bone to pick.

- The bone of contention is whether it is the tibia or the FIB-ula.
- However, no one is able to verify the bone-a fides.

- Some say that the story from ‘Nandi’ is all bull and needs to be taken with a ‘Gram’ of salt. Some say it is a Googly from the Hooghly.
- One thing for sure, she had a ‘marrow’ escape.

- Apparently, she can feel it in her bones that it was that man from the centre – but Didi do it?

- Now, with a plaster, I guess she has हड्डी (हड्डा, फ़ड्डा, नड्डा, गड्ढा,,,,)quate protection.

- The doctor, probably another Bon(e)dopadhyay, said to her “With this, you are all set”.
- A leading quiz master suggested she take Bone-vita.

- Not sure if all this is the result of ill feelings or ‘illish’ feelings – but definitely something fishy.
(Tamilians are busy debating this in a पट्टी-mandram!)

- The anger is palpable as she has taken to a wheelchair to go on a “wrath” यात्रा.

- (The last such leader I came across was Napoleon – as he was a Bone-apart.)

- (I guess he would have used Plaster of Paris. After all, as an Emperor, he would have been able to “gyp-some”.)

- For Indian elections there is no banned age, only bandage. To become a master blaster, all you need is a master plaster.

Whoever wins, one look forward to a majority – not a fractured verdict.