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The Man with the Golden Teeth

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Dec 14, 2009.

  1. Kamalji

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    The Man with the Golden Teeth

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    We buy milk from the milk booths here of Saras Diary, the local Rajasthan Diary.They have a scheme, that u buy 30 coupons at one go,pay in advance, get 1 per litre off,and they give u a numbered card,which u fill yr name and adress,and give it to booth guy.He signs and give u half of it back.A lottery is opened, and the first prize is 1 kg of gold.I too have the card and lets see what lady luck brings when the draws are opened.


    Today on my morning walks, I met this guy, lets call him Vengali,who won the 1 kg of gold a year back,and was pulling his leg about the prize money.And it reminded me of the time he had won it.


    Vengali's name came in the papers,front page as having won the prize,and receiving the gold bar,rather a brick, from our Chief Minister,Vasundara Raje,who is the patron of Saras,and she appears all over the town on hoardings,telling people to buy Saras Milk.After a few days when i met Vengali, i congratulated him,and we were walking in the garden in the circular path.Two walker Goons,fat sloths,who when he sits on the scooter to come to the garden,his stomach covering the whole scooter,and it looks he is just on Wheels,corned Vengali in front of me, and said "Idhar Aa Vengali, party varty de.Sun, kal Saturday hai, bring Two chickens,and two bottles of whiskey to the garden,and we will have a ball".


    Vengali is a big miser,though very monied,as i learnt from my barber,who is common to us both.He told them, that he ha joined a religious sect,bcs of which he is pure veg and dosnt drink,and the sect dosnt allow hinm to serve these items even to guests,so no party.smart guy.


    Vengali was bugged with the gold prize.He said when he went to collect it, they said pay the tax of 2 lakhs(Gold was maybe 6 lakhs a kilo then),and he told them cut out the 2 lakh gold from the bar as tax,but the officials refused to relent.So he had to bring a DD frist of 2 lakhs and then the gold was given to him.


    I told Vengali, u lucky bloke, what will u do with the gold?He said, my married dughter she has asked for a share,my wife wants me make something,my son wants a gold watch,so i will be left with very little.


    I told him, see i will give u a brillant idea,or rather a brillianter idea.why dont u put golden Caps on all yr teeth,so that when u smile u will dazzle everyone with yr smile.And u would be called " THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN TEETH ".Today i met him, alas he did not listen to my idea, and all his relatives and family squandered the Gold.All i could see was a silver filling.
    Now i am waiting for my turn, to win the prize,.so if in the next pics of mine on Sulekha,u see me with a blazing smile,u will know where i got the smile From.


    KAMAL MAHTANI
     
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  2. Padmini

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    Dear Kamalji,
    I just want to:bowdown that person who won gold in acontest. I have also taken part so many contests but ended up like " lunch with Vikram or" Dinner with Maddy!!:)How nice it will be to get gold at this time!Like Meckanna I should also have a
    map which leads to gold in mountains.
    Having gold teeth is a good idea. you can make other people green with envy. Now this is how you will look like!!!( kidding)
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  3. Jpatma

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    KM ji,
    When you get money this is what will happen, every one will ask for the share. But your idea of gold filling is great, no one can rob you from your mouth.
    I can't imagine any robber forcing opening the mouth and extracting the gold from the teeth. Clever Kamal ji ! Even the wife can't take it.

    Its sad i never get such luck,if i win gold i would have goldified my hair.Ops! iam worried if any one will pull my hair.
    Jaya
     
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    hahaah kamalji...what an idea:biglaugh:biglaugh.....really, what with the local barber and milkman this is like one of R K Narayans short stories......:thumbsup

    but thank you i would hate to have that glittering grin...no wonder i dont get any gold..i am too vain, hai na?

    thank you for my morning laugh:)
     
  5. radhavenkatesh

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    hi
    reminds me of a roger moore james bond movie name which i cant recollect in which the villian had iron teeth and would be biting every one with them :))
    golden teeth @ Rs17k per 10 grams is a costly affair but muft mein aaye gold brick tho wot teeth i wud get a gold sheild made :))
    radha
     
  6. Kamalji

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    Dear Pads,

    You want to win mountains of Gold eh ! like in the movie Mckenna's Gold.Well make me your partner will u ? HAHA

    and i sure look good with the gold teeth.Better Gold than meeting with the stars, what say? HAHA

    You are very humourous Pads.Superb.

    kamal

     
  7. Kamalji

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    Dear Jaya,

    Goldified Hair ? :biglaughThen make sure u dont fight with other ladies, they pull each other's hairs, as we see in the TV Serials, saying chal chudail, ghar se nikal Ja !!!!!:biglaugh

    Yes no one can take away the gold from my mouth, what an ingenious idea eh ! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

    And what a dazzling smile i would have. If wishes were horses, Kamalji would surely ride.HAHA

    Thanks.kamal
     
  8. Kamalji

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    Dear Mindi,

    To be compared to the great RK Narayan., what can i say, it is the greatest honour. i loved his swami series shown on TV twenty years back, andi am a great fan of his.Thank u,

    May God give u the glittereing smile always.

    REgards

    kamal
     
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    Dear Radha,

    in yr place, i would ahve ten golden rings, and 10 toe rings, one nose ring, necklace, etc, so u would be called the golden girl,,but theives would be after u, more than Romeos, u see.:rotfl:rotfl

    all the best.

    Regards

    kamal
     
  10. radhavenkatesh

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    where guruji ?? i cant see any theives after being loaded :))
    anddd romeos would be in rome only :))
     

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