Hi Seems some folk don't find dying such a serious business after all....these are all actual epitaphs from real graves. - Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go... - Stranger tread this ground with gravity Dentist Brown is filling his last cavity. - Jedediah Goodwin Auctioneer Born 1828 Going...... Going.... Gone.... 1876 - Beneath this stone, a lump of clay Lies stingy Jimmy Wyatt Who died one morning jut at 10 and saved a dinner by it. - Here lies the father of 29. He would have had more but he didn't have time. - Here lies Johnny Yeast... Pardon me for not rising. _ Mary Weary, Housewife. Dear friends, i am going where washing ain't done or cooking or sewing Don't mourn for me now. Or weep for me never, for i go to do nothing forever and ever. - I was somebody, Who, is no business Of yours. take care