The last laugh

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  1. Huma

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    Hi

    Seems some folk don't find dying such a serious business after all....these are

    all actual epitaphs from real graves.

    - Here lies the body of our Anna
    Done to death by a banana
    It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
    But the skin of the thing that
    made her go...

    - Stranger tread this ground with gravity
    Dentist Brown is filling his last cavity.

    - Jedediah Goodwin
    Auctioneer
    Born 1828
    Going......
    Going....
    Gone....
    1876

    - Beneath this stone,
    a lump of clay
    Lies stingy Jimmy Wyatt
    Who died one morning
    jut at 10 and saved a dinner by it.

    - Here lies the father of 29. He would have had more
    but he didn't have time.

    - Here lies Johnny Yeast... Pardon me for not rising.

    _ Mary Weary, Housewife.
    Dear friends, i am going where washing ain't done or cooking or sewing
    Don't mourn for me now. Or weep for me never, for i go to do nothing
    forever and ever.

    - I was somebody,
    Who, is
    no business
    Of yours.

    take care
     
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