The KISS............

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honour was about to deliver his speech when his wife, who was sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
    A guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife has sent you a KISS before you begin your speech. She must love you very much."
    The speaker replied, "You don't know my wife. The letters stand for "Keep it short, Stupid."
     
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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Wow.....NOW v know the full form of KISS....:idea
     
  3. Meenaneelakantan

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    Hahaha...Big LaughBig Laugh:kiss:kiss:kiss
     
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    hahahahaBig LaughBig LaughBig Laughgood one:crazy
     
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    Paulina Moderator Staff Member Platinum IL'ite

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    Hi! Habibi'

    The title was so intriguing.......real teaser.....thought I was in for some

    real hot stuff and wondered how it got past those censors ...sorry moderators!!


    What a rib tickling anecdote you have presented!

    Moral of the story : Read Abbreviations with caution !!Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh

    Great laugh as usual.

    Regards,

    PAULINA.
     
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    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    Hey,

    He should not have mentioned that it was a abrreviation and spolit the lovely picture of love !!! What a disguised threat !!!
     

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