The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: 1. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! 2. There are six floors and the attributes of the men improve as you ascend to each new floor. 3. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down a floor except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she has to see what husbands on the sixth floor have to offer. The sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 76,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely to prove that women are impossible to please. A New Wives store opened across the street having similar six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex and have money. Floors 2 to 6 have never been visited. This only proves that men have only few wants.
I loved the Husband Store,but don't agree what the Wife Store has to offer! I believe the same happens with the Wife Store too.No men or women are contented in life! Pinky
:biglaugh:rotfl:biglaugh:rotfl:biglaugh:rotfl:biglaughThat was really funny!! I would partly agree with it... women are hard to please, but men are not that easily satisfied as well. They are just slightly less choosy than women, but choosy nonetheless. Enjoyed reading
It was excellent. Of course when it comes to choose a life partner for girls they have so many list. Even guys are not satisfied as given they too have avery long list.