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The Hr E-mail

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Meenaneelakantan, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Attention: Human Resources


    Joe Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
    hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without
    wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never
    thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
    finishes given assignments on time. Often Joe takes extended
    measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping
    coffee breaks. Joe is an individual who has absolutely no
    vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
    knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Joe can be
    classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
    dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Joe be
    promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
    executed as soon as possible.
    Regards,
    Project Leader

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    Attention: Human Resources

    Joe Smith was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines [1, 3, 5, etc.] for my true assessment of his ability.
    Regards,
    Project Leader
     
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  2. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha good one............
     
  3. brahan

    brahan Platinum IL'ite

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    Good One Yaar:thumbsup

    Cheers,
    Brahan:thumbsup
     
  4. sudharsiniram

    sudharsiniram Silver IL'ite

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  5. keerthi88

    keerthi88 Silver IL'ite

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    That was infact brilliant...:rotfl:biglaugh
     
  6. anky2930

    anky2930 Bronze IL'ite

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    That's a better technique to encrypt knowledge.
     

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