The God of the Loo<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> Today all news papers were of the budget, and it bored me to death.TOI and HT both were full and scary , that petrol has gone up by 2.50 per litre, ciggies and liquor are expensive, and so on. Scared me to death really, that I decided if liquor is expensive by 25 a bottle, my budget will go for a toss, so I am thinking of doing a Morarji Desai ! Well only DNA came up with something hilarious, and I will post a pic to show u, that it is not made up but actual news, more funny that I could have ever thought of myself. So get ready for the hilarious ride, dear friends here goes. <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:COUNTRY-REGION w:st="on">Japan</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION> has millions of Gods, like <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION w:st="on"><ST1LACE w:st="on">India</ST1LACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>. One of the million Gods is the diety of the Toilet , called KAWAYA NO KAMI, considered just as important as others, since he was believed to heal illnesses and help in childbirth. The <ST1LACENAME w:st="on">Mantokuji</ST1LACENAME> <ST1LACETYPE w:st="on">Temple</ST1LACETYPE> is installed in <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION w:st="on"><ST1LACE w:st="on">Japan</ST1LACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>’s central Gumma, where this god is installed.There are two toilets installed. Visitors can drop chits of paper, in the white squat toilet for the enkiri, or cutting ties, or in the black one for the “enmubi” or tightening ties. Well there have been mishaps too, some visitors thinking that it is a toilet to do their job, who would blame them. Why don’t we have such Toilet Gods here in <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION w:st="on"><ST1LACE w:st="on">India</ST1LACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>, I wonder. Gives me an idea, we can create a few. Constipation God, Loose Motion god, and various categories of such Gods.And we can have kamots , selling at a premium. For example , in the constipation kamot, we can give the patient some iron to drink, and he sits on the kamot, and we can have strong magnets installed in the kamot, which will attract the iron is his tummy, and pull out the iron and the other stuff by sheer force.Lo ! constipation removed. In the Loose motion kamot, the kamot can throw up Fevicol, which they say seals everything from leaking, and the guy wont have to go to the loo, again and again, as the outlet is sealed, just like we seal a dripping water pipe. Brilliant isn’t it ? And we can make , sorry mint money, and get people’s blessings, and also the money. And why can”t kamodes be as important as Gods ? Previously the host used to take the guest to show him the pooja room, the Gods kept there, with some expensive Marble statues of Gods. Then they would show them the drawing room, and the bedroom, then the kitchen.These days everyone first takes the geust to show the bathroom.But I never understand what is there to show in a bathroom. I went to a friend’s sanitary showroom in Mumbai a few years back, and I was amazed at the kamotes he had. A simple one, was for 3000.The same one , painted with Birds, flowers was for 18000/- . I asked him what this expensive oneis made of, he said the same as the 3000 one, the difference is in the painting.I asked him when I sit on the potty, how can I see the painting below ? He said tongue in cheek, kamal either have a mirror in front, or open the bathroom door, and show the guest tht u are doing the job on this masterpiece ! My My !!! And I saw some bathroom tiles with Jesus, other gods , painted, and he said the tile is for 75/- , some even had their grandparents pictures too on the tile, the photograph is transferred on the tile. I told my friend, listen if I put these God pictures on the bathroom walls, or my grandparents one, how the hell can have a bath, or do my big job, with them staring at me , for I will be without a stitch u see ! He said, stupid, these are to be kept in the pooja room, not the bathroom, they are easier to maintain , than pictures in frames. I heaved a sigh of relief , for what a torture to have bath in front of Gods and yr ancestors eh ! And I saw a 1 lakh cammode too, and I asked what it does, why so expensive, he said this is for the Sheikhs, and the Ambanis, for this u don’t have to dirty ur hands, just press the button, and water will come out hot or cold, u can adust the pressure, u can play the music of yr choice, and a hand will come and wipe u clean. Wow ! But if I ever make a bathroom and splurge , I will have a simple cammode, but with a lap top installed right opposite , which I can bring down and while doing the job, I can be blogging too, and a small side wall , where I can be having a plate of sandwitch, and a cup of tea, and blogging too, as well as have a flat TV, to watch my shares movement, along with the bowl movement. And of course the bathroom will be AC too, I guess I may forget , tht I am in the loo, and I may there for hours, and u might all get to read stinky blogs from me from out there. With that , my dear friends, have a great weekend, Sweet Dreams. You lose 90 Calories after 30 mintues Walk. And you lose 160 calories after u look at pretty women for 3 mins. Time Aapka, Faisla aapka ! Commit all your crimes when Sachin is Batting, for even the Lord is busy watching him play , said a signboard. Blonde Classic How do u avoid milk turning Sour Blonde – To avoid milk from turning sour, keep it in the Cow !!! Shaadi mein Dulhan ko Itna kyon Sajate hai ? Answer – Maal kaisa bhi Ho, packing achi honi chahiye !!!