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The Geography Of A Woman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tamildownunder, Mar 30, 2007.

  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half
    wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and
    open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and
    convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a
    warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a
    glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war and
    doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-preserving but open
    to meeting new people.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious
    past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and
    a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
     
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  2. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    So this is the geography of a woman, mmm..What is her history then?:-D

    sriniketan
     
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