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The Bar

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. Kamalji

    Kamalji IL Hall of Fame

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    The Bar


    Today as I opened the yahoo page, there was this piece of news.Seems Banglore state government has decided to have lady bar tenders, clad in Salwar Kameez, which will be the dress code shortly.There was no idea of any blog in my mind, blogs do chase me I swear.


    It seems that the unemployed Bar Girls of Mumbai are now thronging Banglore Bars, and dressing provocately, while serving drinks.And the best part is, they are giving the contract of making the Salwar Kameez to some Fashion Institute, to have a common style SK for the ladies.


    I wonder if Chunnis or Dupatta as u call them , will also be a part, and how high or low will be the front cut, if u know what I mean. Does it mean that now the patrons have sexy thoughts of the girls, and if u have them in SK, they will think of them as their sisters ?


    Is this like asking a girl at the sea or the swimming pool to not expose herself in a swim suit and swim in the SK or saree ? One must dress appropriately for the occasion, I agree, but I don’t think SK would be the proper for a Bar .For as she bends to serve, the chunni will keep falling, getting wet in the drinks, and for the drinkers the charm will be gone.


    I have seen naked women on the beaches of <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Spain</st1:place></st1:country-region>, thousands of them, and most are ugly.And some of the most sexy and georgeous women that I have seen, are fully clad, u will never see Vidya Balan show an inch of cleavage, at least I havnt seen any pic of hers, but she oozes oodles of sex. Same is the case with Deepika Padukone, Moushimi Chaterjee. And look at Rakhi Sawant, she shows everything that can legally be shown on the channels, and yet she looks ugs.


    There was a very interesting case of a bar girl , maybe 5 years back, before I started blogging, and it made headlines. The bar I think was named Pooja Bar, not sure though, the girls was named Taranum. She used to travel in her Mercedes and she had a bunglow to boot in <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Delhi</st1:place></st1:City>, in one of the poshest areas.


    And a subcontinent cricketer was introduced to her, by Aditya Pancholi, the actor, and it is said that tens of lakhs of Rupees were thrown at her dance in a single night by the cricketer.We never got to see her face in the papers, God knows what she had , that people could blow so much on her in one night.


    The news died down, as it should, for there could be so many important people involved. My point is , has anyone besides the Ram Sena fellow, who got his face blackened, complained about the state of the bars? These bars must be expensive, I know, and for a person like me, whose peg costs 40 at home, will not pay 500 for it there, for he needs 3 pegs, even if my friends were to spend on me, I wouldn’t go and waste their money.


    And these bars are patronized by mostly those, who earn loads of black money, day in and day out, corrupt officials, and their ilk,. For they know, they could be raided anytime, and they know tomorrow they will have more moolah coming in, for them it is fine to blow up money.


    And money must circulate, and go from the pockets of these people into the pockets of the needy, read bar girls here, most of whom live in shanties, and want to educate their small kids. Who are we to stop the girls, or the customers or the bars ?


    All this is a political gimmick , dear friends, I hold no brief for these girls, but if the girls are not complaining, nor the barowners, or the customers, who are these politicians to interfere in this.


    In fact like we have the A sign for Adult movies, we can have a similar sign for these bars, so that those who go in, know before hand not to take their wives and girlfriends inside, and carry loads of cash with themselves, for the rates of the drinks will be killing.


    Each to their own , I suppose.


    KAMAL MAHTANI


    Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia.

    Mafia want either your life or Money
    But wives want both.

    Wife – Why do u wear specs every time I come close to u
    Husband – Doctor told me, to put on specs whenever I see a headache coming.


    After killing millions of people due to Diabeties, the cube of sugar proclaimed
    “ My name is Khaand, but I am not a terrorist !!!

    Santa subha uthkar walk pe <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City>. Thandi lagi to jaldi wapas agaya, aur biwi se chipak kar so <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">gaya</st1:City></st1:place>.

    Aur bola – Bahut thand lag rahi thi
    Wife - phir bhi mera pagal pati walk pe <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">gaya</st1:place></st1:City> hai !!!
     
  2. Padmini

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    Dear Kamalji,
    Only you can write such a blog from this news !!!I feel
    The dress code should be decided by bar girls and the owner of the bar and not the government of Karnataka.
    It’s not the duty of Government to control the dress code.
    It seems that Karnataka government is inspired by Ram Sena led by the Mutalik.
    Pramod Mutalik is person who thinks that he is the protector of Hindu culture and females should obey him and dress like his wishes.
    Don’t Know Pramod Mutalik?
    Pramod mutalik is a person who has beaten girls in the city of manglore for visiting bar and drinking , he thinks that it is against the Hindu Culture to visit bar and drink.
    M. P. Renukacharya said that pub owners are using the laws wrongly in Bangalore and if they will put these dress code in the bars then they can weed out the live band artistes. Opposition is not impressed from the step taken by the BJP government but they have taken a good step to avoid exploitation of the girls in bars and to maintain the law and order in the state.I agree. But introducing the dress code, will it change the attitude of the persons who are entering into the bar? When there are so many issues which need to be solved and tackled they are paying much attention to this issue.
    Now for the joke:
    A man walks into a bar with a metal box under one arm and a duck under the other. The man walks up to the bar and asks the bar tender "if you give me a free bottle of beer I'll show you my dancing duck". The barman is surprised, but gives the guy a bud and asks the bloke to show him the duck dancing. So the guy puts the metal box on the bar, and stands the duck on top of it. A few seconds later the duck starts to jump around, as if he's doing an Irish jig. Everyone in the bar is now watching this duck dancing, and the barman offers the guy $50 for the duck and the box. The bloke accepts, and the pub is filled day and night for 3 days with people watching the amazing dancing duck. So 3 days after he sold the barman the duck, the guy walks back in to the pub and sees his duck dancing on the box on top of the bar. The barman sees the guy and offers him a bottle of bud on the house. As he gives the guy the bud, the barman asks, "Could you tell me how you stop the duck from dancing on top of the box?"
    The man replies, "Oh that's easy, you just take the hot coals out."

    with love
    pad



     
  3. Kamalji

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    :rotfl
    Dear Pads,

    You are the only brave soul to step in this blog, for everyone has avoided it, for reasons i dont know.:rotflI was careful with my words, for this subject is risky.HAHA

    Yes, i understand what u say, how can the dress change theattitued of the person entering the bar.True

    the joke was damn good, hot coals eh ! HAHA.Superb.You have a apt joke for every occassion.Too good.

    thanks for being brave to ventyure in this flop blog.Regards

    kamal
     
  4. Cheeniya

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    My dear Kamal
    In this country, the bars are normally open only from 11AM but I see that you have opened it at 10 AM itself! The time of your reply to Pads is 9.58AM! Business must be good, eh?

    I must give it to you that you have an outstanding knack of picking out your topics from the daily news. What is amazing is that even if the topics are 'male-ish', you generate a lot of interest in ladies! I guess that it is the perspective in which you present your topics. No wonder you are one of the most sought after bloggers on this side of the Equator!
    Sri
     
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  5. Mindian

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    Dear kamalji,

    Let me assure you the post is quite decent. By that i mean you have written worse and got away with it.:biglaugh:biglaugh

    Well, I could log in only after lunch today and straight I hit the bar LOL.

    Namma bengaluru is famous for its pubs and you know even though I am a pucca Mumbai waali I entered a pub for the first time in blr. Though I don’t drink was curious to see what goes on there. And many pubs in blr at least ARE family places. And I think as clean as home(at least the one i went to in brigade road,forgot the name) because since then I have visited Las Vegas, Paris and Thailand. Now nothing shocks me :biglaugh

    So now with salwar kameez probably they are targeting more families? :)

    The only thing I can't stand is the college crowd there. Maybe I am old fashioned but students' hanging out there at all times really angers me. Shouldn't they have better things to do?

    Anyway I enjoyed your imagination(and concern:)) …dupattas falling and low necklines..hahhah You Wish!!!!! Cheeniya sir is absolutely right; you get away with anything as we ladies indulge you. What did TL call you, a sweet pappu? hahahh

    BUT it is in your posts that I miss our friend jaya the most as she would always give you an equally funny and naughty fb..
     
  6. Kamalji

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    Dear Sri,

    I dont chase blogs, blogs chase me:biglaughI had to be careful with my choice of words, but wanted to bring out the point , that who are we to be the moral policman, and enforce our personal views on the barowners or the ladies concerned.

    thank u for the kind words, now that u have given an FB, just two of them in 16 hours, i am sure more will follow,Thank u very much.

    Regards

    kamal

    Watch OJ tonight once again, and watch the match today, should be good, i feel we will lose this match, for we have the habit of treating our guests well, Aithithi Bava, is it .HAHA.So the third then will become interesting, let us see, how it goes.

    Regards

    kamal
     
  7. Kamalji

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    Dear Mindi,

    Yes i have written worse i know, and got away with it, HAHA.You ladies are very kind to me always.

    I too miss Jaya very much, i wrote a comment on her old blog, for i could not send a pm to her, i want her back, maybe it is bcs of that forward blog that she may be embarassed, but these things happen at times, why take it to heart so much, she is a great person, besides a great writer.We all miss her and want her back.

    And the selfish motive is , i am missing one FB, see how bad i am:rotflPubs, well i dont go often, for i get shocked by what i see, girls smoking, drinking at lunchtime, i wonder what they earm, and what they save in the end.Agreed dont the college crowd have something better to do than drink in the pubs ?

    And i do agree u do have decent restaurants where u have liquor and foood, these places must be just pubs with sandwitches etc.

    thanks for daring to come in here, as u can see hardly any FB's.HAHA

    Regards

    kamal
     
  8. amihere

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    Reading the title I was a bit confused whether its the THE bar(LLB) or The BAR(drinks), but coming in here blew away my doubts. Recently I too had seen a news in a paper about bar girls, how much they earn, how most of them end up there etc etc. with some pics of the girls (ofcourse face blurred). But none of them wore provocative dress(Since I dont have any real life exp. I dont know) ,so why does our great Govt now want to intervene into it and bring a dress code to them???!!!! Most of the girls here wear short skirts and revealing tops outside, so may be Govt will come up and make SK the dress code of entire bangalore(!!!!:drowning)
    Anyway what I think is since they are giving the contract to some Fashion Inst, they might have bribed our Govt for some contract and they finally found out this:idea

    Truely said Kamalji "u will never see Vidya Balan show an inch of cleavage, at least I havnt seen any pic of hers, but she oozes oodles of sex...........And look at Rakhi Sawant, she shows everything that can legally be shown on the channels, and yet she looks ugs. "
     
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  9. Tubelight

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    Hi Kamalji !
    Trust your eyes to pick out bargirls news from some corner of a 14 page newspaper full of terrorist attacks, farmer suicides, medical breakthroughs, record breaking scores and telengana troubles. What will we ever do without you, Kamalji ! You have the God given knack to turn a dreary world into a cartoon world ! Yug Yug Jeeyo Kamaalji !

    Namma Karnataka has a saffron Head, remember ? So every now and then, the Leaders must make a show of their Bharatiya Culture Consciousness by proclaiming such edicts, which anyhow never come to force. They tried to ban Jean in colleges, after a month of lively debates in all media, everyone went looking for some fresh controversy and girls happily continued wearing Jeans. I have been to some good bars here and have never seen a Rakhi Sawanth.Mostly, there are Barmen, if there are girls, they are well turned out like air hostesses. Salwar Kameezes will make no difference.I guess, if they give that garment contract to you, only then will the necklines plunge.:hide:

    Hey Pads ! That Muthalik chap is a joker who is out to seek publicity . He surfaces every year during February and declares things like he will forcibly get boys and girls who are seen together on V.Day married ! Last year, he and his men got lorryloads of pink chaddies, this year, his men were locked up beforehand !
     
  10. gjaya

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    Kamalji,

    Finally I have mustered up enough courage to write a feedback..no I dare not call it a feedback....I will say my "comments" on your post. I really admire the way you write...I had come across your post "My two Valentine" which really touched me and I wanted to write then but didn't want to embarrass myself with my silly way of writing.

    When I mentioned to my good friend Natpudan that I wanted to write my feedback to Kamalji because I am really a fan of his writing, but don't want to write for fear of him feeling that it may be silly. His words "Kamalji is a great man, go ahead and write he would love to receive fbs" made me to finally come here and so here I am thanks (?) to Natpudan. :biggrin2:

    Geez I took a long time explaining why I am writing here.....:bonkJaya, stop blabbering and get on with it!!

    You have a way of taking a mundane news item and make it or rather present it in a beautiful way which will surely enthrall and pique anyone's interest.

    It is really ridiculous to know that there is a dress code like this set up by these so called politicians. What is next? Will they set a rule that the customer needs to be 50ft away from the girls while they are serving the drinks or else they will be booted out by the bouncer in the bar. Maybe there is already such a rule there. Incredible!!

    I have no idea how the Salwar Kameez will work out I am trying to visualize but I am not able to, I am only getting a sexy spaghetti strap dress, high heels and all....:rotfl

    Kamalji aap bindaas likhto ho.:bowdown:thumbsup



    Jaya
     

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