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The 4th Idiot

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Jan 22, 2010.

  1. Kamalji

    Kamalji IL Hall of Fame

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    The 4<SUP>th</SUP> Idiot <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />


    Well I wrote blogs on the 3 idiots, their controversies, and I decided to be an idiot and see themovie, so I can too talk about it. Harsha never asks me anything ever, so when she told me on phone from Mumbai, kamal u will not see this movie, but with me, for I have seen and loved it, and I want to see it once again with u in Jaipur, how could I refuse her ? So off went my plans to see with my girlfriends, after all her wish is my command.!


    Yesterday we went for the night show, along with Brother and Bhabhi, and I must say, I just loved the movie, like the millions of other so called idiots, who are responsible for the success of this movie.This is not a movie review, so many have been written here, so I will skip it, and say in short, it is a wonderful movie, and I will surely see it once again in the theatres once again, very rare for a person like me to see again in a theatre.


    Amir, the other two, the music, the ragging, Boman, the funny character with a funnier accent I mean I just loved the movie, and all the characters, barring that delivery scene which I thought was too prolonged, and could have been cut.But otherwise it deserves all the success and the accolades that have come to it. And directed by a Sindhi and edited too, that is by Hirani, well that is the icing on the cake, for in these creative lines sadly I find Sindhis lagging otherwise.


    Now all these days I kept hearing about this movie, but I just heard the ragging part, and the education part, but nobody could or would tell me the story in total , that what was good in it. My friends all saw it and wondered why I had still not seen it, not realizing that I was under the 11<SUP>th</SUP> commandment of Harsha “ Thou shall not see this movie with your Girlfriends, but with thy legally wedded wife”


    The best compliment came to me, before seeing this movie came from two sources.My walker friend, for the last ten years, Ishu, told me, kamal when I saw this movie, I was remembering u very much, for I have heard this movie from u many years back ! And Harsha told me yest after the movie, that this is why I wanted to see th movie with u, bcs most scenes are written as u would have written . Well most of u here will not agree with this, but well I too was watching my scenes in front, and making a mental note.


    I have been blogging since June 06, that is 3 and a half years now. And I write , well silly stuff, the peeing, potty, etc, and all that.Nothing really earthshaking, but I can say one thing, I want to bring smiles on the face of the readers, and I myself am convinced that I have managed to do so, and wonder, how come people like my blogs, inspite of all that I write.


    Now this movie” The 3 idiots has been a big hit, and look at some of the similarities between my blogs and the movie.Without paying me royalty, they have copied a few of my ideas


    1) Movie – the guy pees twice , once indoors and once outdoors, and he pees on the wire which carries the current, and he gets burnt u know where !
    My blogs – Maybe two years back, I wrote about my friends showroom, where drunks used to pee at night, and my friend put the electric wire in the shutter, and so many got the shocks, and they stopped peeing.

    2) Movie – says education is important, but excellence is more important.Same thing I have been saying all along , that even if u don’t get thru the cat , the world dosnt end, look at the likes of Dhirubhai, Bill Gates, Thomas Edison, not educated in the literary terms, but men with vision, who made money, many times over, than they would have if they had been working for someone else.The world dosnt end with low marks.
    3) Wedding – Empty envelope, I have mentioned previously , as also the wedding gatecrashers, the medical students of jaipur , the hosteliers who look out for free good food, just wear a jacket and go in, and if anyone asks, say I am from the groom’s side or the bride’s side, how I used to gatecrash weddings as a kid, in Chembur Mumbai in the early sixties, in the hall opposite our flat.
    4) Potty – They show the guys sitting on the potty, and talking to each other, and my blogs too have many potty stories.
    5) Farting in the Car – The guy says I haven’t done it, they named him silencer ! A blog of mine mentioned this a year back or so, that I was in the car with my aunt, and another indian worker in Germany, when I farted,and I tried to hold it back but a fraction slipped out, and there was a big stink, and I kept quiet, and my Aunt scolded the fellow, while I kept a straight face !


    Those who criticize me for being obsessed with pee and potty, look at the movie, where they show graphics like taking yr trousers down, un zipping, the levels to which I don’t stoop, we too had ragging in college, but I never wrote about it, I well found it not fit.And here everyone has loved all this in the movie, even the educated class.



    Blog are free on the internet, and I think the producer and the director, have flicked a few ideas from my blogs, for the movie.and they did not even pay me a penny or acknowledge it, at least Chetan Bhagat got paid something, and got the credits even in the end of the movie, me nothing eh ! so I can start another controversy, and I can prove it to them that u guys have flicked my ideas.


    But never mind, I am happy , that my kind of ideas are what people love, and my ideas mint money for others, never mind that some grumpy people here tell me, kamalji don’t have have anything else to write other than pee and potty. This proves a point to them, that these topics bring laughter to kids, us, elderly, the upper and lower class, to everyone in short.


    And those who call me vulgar at times, in front of some of the scenes of the movie, I am a bloody saint. Look at some scenes, them sitting on Bum shaped stools, the kissing scene between kareena and Amir, guys sitting on the potty, the lowering of the pants to show the undies, chee chee ! But when the publics laps it up, well that encourages me now to be more so called vulgar, without an iota of guilt from now on.


    And if movies are made on these things, I think the next line of producers approach me, and for a few lakhs, I will give them the copyright to the 800 odd blogs that I have written, and a few dozen movies can be made on the scenes incorportated from them.


    Even for a death scene I have humour, even for satsang, u can show a guy sleeping during the discourse and snoring away, and the guru paying him a few thousand to stop that ,for the cameras are catching the action, and his rep is at stake eh !


    If u think I am blowing my trumpet, u are correct in yr thinking.If I don’t blow my trumpet, who else will !!!


    KAMAL MAHTANI


    Roses are Red,Nuts are Brown,
    Skirts go up, pants go Down,

    Body to Body, skin to skin,
    When it is stiff, u stick it in,

    It goes in Dry, comes out wet,
    The longer it is in the stronger it gets,

    It comes out dripping, and it starts to Sag,
    It is not what u think, it is Tetley Tea Bag !
     
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  2. Cheeniya

    Cheeniya Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Kamal
    For a moment I thought that the title referred to me and I read the stuff with bated breath. Thank God, the 4th Idiot is not me, at least for now.

    By the way, I honestly think that this movie is a copy right infringement of a callous nature. Sue them buddy and share the booty with me if and when you get it. But if it is going to be only adding your name in the title, make it Kamal Srini instead of Mahtani. After all, you need to have a 'ni' in the end. Let it be me, Srini that is!
    Sri
     
  3. Jpatma

    Jpatma Silver IL'ite

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    KM ji,
    Thank God, i too like Cheeniya, thought you are now mentioning me. I know iam but i try not to allow others to call me so. Just izzat ki bath.

    Iam yet to see the movie, now my interest is doubled up. One of the greatest pleasures in life enjoyed by all inclusive of saints and thugs is farting,peeing and releasing waste from the body.
    I hope they didn't take your piles to smile idea, then many ideas will be piled on them.

    But some how it has become a taboo. Don't forget me in the booty, i too would like to have a share. Char din ki zindagi, let us share the booty, well you can have the whiskey , we will get some books for Cheeniya to read and quote, while i will go shopping with my share and i will give dilse dua to you.
    Jaya
     
    Last edited: Jan 22, 2010
  4. Kamalji

    Kamalji IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear Sri,

    How can i dare call u an idiot? Marna hai kya mereko.There is only one person worthy of being called an idiot, and that is kamalji.You dare not take my title from me:biglaugh

    Have u seen the movie? You dont read too many blogs of mine, but those who do, will see the similarities betwen my blogs and the movie.

    The least the producers can do is send each of us a bottle of BL and call it a truce Sri ?

    And Kamal Srini, is a very good name.HAHAHAHAHAHA

    What a lovely FB.Regards

    kamal
     
  5. Kamalji

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    Dear Jaya,

    You cannot steal the title of idiot from me, i will sue u ?Bcs my stories have been stolen jaya, u have read them already, the su su and potty things, the farts, and now u want to steal my title of idiot.Permission refused !!!

    Yes what a way to split the loot eh ! I agree, i dont want the money, i will give u all , i just need the credit in the movie, some publicity, and a bottle of BL for Sir and me.HAHAHAHA

    Regards

    kamal
     
  6. monifa13

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    You are the limit Kamaji! I just can't stop laughing. I think you should not post your PP secrets in this open forum and become a film director. It will help you in two ways - you will make more money and you will never look at any more beautiful faces ever.
    Please don't think we Ilites believe it when you write about beautiful ladies and girlfriends and what not because we know you are NOT that kind of a person and you take great pleasure in making us smile and be happy..
     
  7. Kamalji

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    Dear Monifa,

    You know what, i prefer to lost the money on pee peep idea, and post them here for free, than to make money from films.

    Seriously have u seen the movie ? if u see it, u will see so many scnenes co[pied from my blogs.Since u are new here, u may not have read the 300 odd blogs that i have posted here, which have all these ideas and more.

    All i want is some credit from the producers, that is all.:biglaughBut the appreciation of all u i lites who comment Dile se on my blogs, is enough credit really, i dont desire more.

    Well regarding girlfriends, i wont confiorm or deny anything, i keep telling harsha, that even Sage Vishwamitra fell for Maneka, and kamal is just a human being, so if Maneka comes in fronnt of me, puts her arms around me, looks me in the eye, and says Kamalji , kya irada hai, well i wont know what to do Monifa.See i am spoiling all u ladies out here with my naughty talks, and before harsha gives me dirty looks, i sign off, thanks once again for the lovely FB.

    Regards

    kamal
     
  8. Tubelight

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    Kamalji !
    You let Chetan Bhagat hog all the headlines (and some moolah on the side too, no doubt) with his crybaby interviews and sat quietly like a saint till today ! For all you know, that baccha Chetan himself could have pinched stuff from your Blogs - as you say you have been blogging for long ! Arrey baba, yeh Chetan, Amir, Hirani sab milke aapko ullu banaa rahe hain ! Wake Up, sid , I mean, Kamalji ! get your 800 blogs copyrighted !

    I have only recently started going through the backlog of all blogs and posts here. From what I have read of yours, you certainly are a sanitised saint compared to all the naughty movies and raunchy ads. You are such a sweet Pappu that you only write innocent poems about teabags.

    If you need help blowing that trumpet, do call me, Kamalji. ( I'll only send my bills after the movies made on your blogs become superhits)
    :thumbsup
     
  9. feduptocore

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    Hi kamalji....I was somehow hoping that you will see the movie... absolutely hilarious... the gags did remind me of your silly jokes which make me laugh after lunch everyday at work!!!..what did you think of the speech which was altered by aamir and delivered by that NRI student at the function??? I thought it took the cake...:bowdown:rotfl:rotfl
    And your tetley tea bag joke!!!!!...HMMMMM... well ????:biglaugh
    K
    P.s I just read your blog on chutku... was really sweet and heart rendering....
     
  10. natpudan

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    Kamalji,

    What a Title?

    Including Srini, Jaya and me & many more would feel that you are talking about us as the 4th idiot after this movie released.

    This proves that however intelligent we might pose as, in reality all of us are idiots in one way or other.:)

    When a 800 episode blogger like you is an idiot, i don't need to worry much as I only comment on those blogs. I am an idiot and nobody would bother becos I haven't exposed myself.:thumbsup

    I remember the interview of the great copy cat Anu Malik. One of his songs became a big Mollywood hit and he went on & on & on about how he conceived it.:drowning

    I was actually boiling since years before the same song was made in Tamil and was a super hit too. Probably that song might as well be a copy of something else, who knows.

    You should be happy atleast that a Sindhi name did figure in the movie in respect of having stolen a few ideas from the famous Sindhi Kamalji in IL.:thumbsup


    Wisdom is Original, Matter is Humorous;
    Views go Up, FB's too go Up.

    Body to Body, Skin to Skin;
    When it is Hot, There it is on the Spot.

    We come in Dry, Come out Laughing;
    The Longer it is, the Better it Gets.

    We come out Laughing, and it starts to Spread;
    It is not what U think, It is Kamalji's Blogs.


    See Kamalji, I have taken your stuff & modified since there is no copy right. Again I made you an Idiot.

    It's not a copy Kamalji, it's Inspiration - that's how it's called now to get away from troubles.
     
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