Test for idiocy

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  1. cherryblossom

    cherryblossom New IL'ite

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    Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

    Let's find out just how clever you really are....


    Ready? GO!!!

    First Question:

    Y
    ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


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    Answer:
    If you answered that you are first, then you are
    absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

    Try not to screw up next time.
    Now answer the second question,
    but
    don't take as much time as you took for the first one,OK ?
    Second Question:

    I
    f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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    Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

    You're not very good at this, are you?
    Third Question:
    V
    ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
    Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



    Take
    1000 and add40 to it.. Now add another1000. Now add30 .
    Add another
    1000 Now add20 Now add another 1000
    Now add
    10 What is the total?


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    Did you get
    5000?

    The correct answer is actually 4100.



    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
    Today is definitely not your day, is it?
    Maybe you'll get the last question right....
    ...Maybe.


    Fourth Question:


    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?




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    Did you Answer
    Nunu?
    NO!
    Of course it isn't.
    Her name is
    Mary.Read the question again!

    Okay, now the bonus round:

    A
    mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
    imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
    expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
    done.


    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
    sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?




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    He just has to open his mouth and ask...
    It's really very simple.... Like you!

     
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  2. vinoran

    vinoran Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi
    Thanks for your beautiful presentation. But this appeared in IL many a times
    vinoran
     
  3. cherryblossom

    cherryblossom New IL'ite

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    didnt know that it had already come up in IL. sorry for repeating
     
  4. Padmini

    Padmini IL Hall of Fame

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    HI,
    i answered 3 questions correctly. nice one thank you for sharing.
    with love
    pad.
     
  5. vishy

    vishy Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi

    I managed to get only two right. I felt like a fool. Good one.

    Vishy
     
  6. Arabudupi

    Arabudupi Bronze IL'ite

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    3 were right for me.. not bad eh?
     
  7. nandinibabu

    nandinibabu Bronze IL'ite

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    :ideafor me also 3 answers correct..
     
  8. vidhya25

    vidhya25 Senior IL'ite

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    this post was quite intersting, though i goofed up first 3 next was right
    i enjoyed it a lot
     

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