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Telephone Bill

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tamildownunder, Nov 22, 2007.

  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Telephone Bill

    The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a
    family meeting...

    Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the
    phone. I do not use this phone; I use the one at the office.

    Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work
    telephone

    Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

    Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones

    ***************

    Prospective Employer to Applicant : 'So why did you leave your previous
    job?'
    Applicant: 'The company relocated and they did not tell me where!'

    ***************

    You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very
    loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were
    going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you
    suddenly realized . . . .. that you have your MP3 player on your ears !

    ***************

    John: It's my wife's birthday
    Peter: What's your gift to her?
    John: I asked her what she wanted
    Peter: What did she said?
    John: Anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.
    Peter: What did you gave her?
    John: playing cards:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
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  2. gsaikripa

    gsaikripa Gold IL'ite

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    good Jokes.(1st & 4 th one is good joke)
     
  3. poonamjoshi9266

    poonamjoshi9266 New IL'ite

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    Hi Tamildownunder,

    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
    I enjoyed the 3rd one most.

    Thanks for posting.
     
  4. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    The 3rd one s too good....could not help laughing.....
     
  5. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahahaha good one
     
  6. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahha,good jokes.:)
     
  7. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Thanks, gsaikripa, Poonamjoshi, Arunarc, Moonbeans,Vivbass for reading and appreciating the jokes.

    Regards,

    TDU
     
    Last edited: Nov 24, 2007
  8. latamurali

    latamurali Gold IL'ite

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    Hi TDU sir

    Hi really enjoyed the 1st and 2nd one..........

    Thank u for sharing........
     
  9. gsaikripa

    gsaikripa Gold IL'ite

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    sir,
    My name you spelled wrongly
     
  10. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Thanks, lathamurali for your appreciation of the jokes.

    Regards,

    TDU
     

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