Telephone Bill The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone; I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones *************** Prospective Employer to Applicant : 'So why did you leave your previous job?' Applicant: 'The company relocated and they did not tell me where!' *************** You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . .. that you have your MP3 player on your ears ! *************** John: It's my wife's birthday Peter: What's your gift to her? John: I asked her what she wanted Peter: What did she said? John: Anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND. Peter: What did you gave her? John: playing cards:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
Hi Tamildownunder, :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl I enjoyed the 3rd one most. Thanks for posting.
Thanks, gsaikripa, Poonamjoshi, Arunarc, Moonbeans,Vivbass for reading and appreciating the jokes. Regards, TDU