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Telegrams.............

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Oct 29, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

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    Telegrams......:eek:mg:

    TELEGRAM #1
    A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,
    which the father receives as:
    "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
    *********************************************************************

    TELEGRAM #2
    A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a
    telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
    The message received by wife:
    "I wish you were her."
    *********************************************************************

    TELEGRAM #3
    A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return
    to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was
    the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the
    queue,she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her
    husband which reached as:
    "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an
    old lady."
    ********************************************************************

    TELEGRAM #4
    A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
    So he goes to order a birthday cake.
    The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
    Well he thinks for a while and says:
    Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".
    The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"
    The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and
    "You are getting better" at the bottom.
    The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party
    watched the message decorated on the cake:
    "You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the
    bottom".
    *********************************************************************

    TELEGRAM #5
    A man from Agra went to Ajmer . His wife was in her parent's house in
    Delhi.

    When the man went to Ajmer , he asked his servant to send a telegram to
    his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer .
    He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
    It was written: 'Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye).
     
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