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Tax Structure In India

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manjumnair, Sep 5, 2007.

  1. manjumnair

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    1) Qus. : What are you doing?
    Ans.: Business.
    Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
    2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
    Ans.: Selling the Goods.
    Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!

    3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
    Ans.: From other State/Abroad
    Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

    4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
    Ans.: Profit.
    Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!

    5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
    Ans.: Factory.
    Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!

    6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
    Ans.: Yes
    Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

    7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
    Ans.: Yes
    Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

    8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
    Ans.: Yes
    Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!

    9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
    Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
    Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

    10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
    Ans.: Hotel
    Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

    11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
    Ans.: Yes
    Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

    12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s?
    Ans.: Yes
    Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

    13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount?
    Ans.: Gift on birthday.
    Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!

    14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth?
    Ans.: Yes
    Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!

    15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
    Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
    Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

    16) Qus. : Have you purchased House?
    Ans.: Yes
    Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

    17) Qus. : How you Travel?
    Ans.: Bus
    Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!

    18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax?
    Ans.: Yes
    Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

    19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
    Ans.: Yes
    Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
     
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