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tattuvams and jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vidyasundar, Oct 7, 2007.

  1. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam .... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam..aana Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma ?


    2. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum, avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum

    3. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

    4. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum , avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.

    5. Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae

    6. School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam ... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

    7. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

    8. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

    9. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

    10. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

    11. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...

    12. Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

    13. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?

    14. 'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

    15. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?

    16. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma?

    17. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

    18. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya poda mudiyadhu!!!

    New Thathuvams
    1. Ennadhaan padipula 100 eduthaalum, Omlet venumna muttai vaangi thaan aaganum
    2. vikkal vandha vikkalaam, aana nakkal vandhaa?
    3. Sun TV la sorgam paakalaam, Aana Sorgathula Sun TV paakka mudiyuma
    4. Odura Eli vaala pidicha KINGU, PULI vaala pidicha SANGU...

    Vayitru Valiyum Doctorum
    Patient: Doctor, Vayithu vali ennala porukka mudiyala
    Doctor: Vayiru valikkum podhu neenga yen porukka porenga.

    Indraya Thathuvam
    1. Innaikku thoongina naalaikku endhirikkalaam. Aana Naalaikku thoongina innaikku endhirikka
    mudiyuma?
    2. Busula collectare erinaalum modhal seat Driver kku dhaan
    3. Cycle carrier la tiffin carrier vechu eduthuttu pogalam, aana tiffin carrier la cycle vechu
    eduthuttu poga mudiyuma?
    4. Ticket vaangittu ulle pona adhu cinema theatre, ulle poyi ticket vaangina adhu operation theatre.
    5. Ennadhaan meenukku neendha therinjaalum, adhaala Meen kolambula neendha mudiyaadhu.
    6. Iron Box la iron pannalaam, aana pencil box la pencil panna mudiyaadhu
    7. Cream biscuit la cream irukkum, aana naayi biscuit la naayi irukkadhu.
    8. quarter adichittu kuppura padukkalaam, aana kuppura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyaadhu
    9. Cellphone la balance illainna call panna mudiyaadhu, manusanukku kaal illainna balance panna
    mudiyaadhu
    10. Railway station la police station irukkum, aana police station la railway station irukkaadhu

    Kosu Marundhudan Sardarji

    Doctor: Kosu kadikama irukkara indha cream a thadavunga.
    Sardar: Adhu eppadi doctor, ovoru kosuvayum pidichi indha cream a thadavaradhu?

    Paatti illai, kuzhandhai

    Teacher: Oru oorla oru vayasaana paatti irundhaanga.
    Sardar : Ponga teacher oru vayasu aana adhu paatti illai chinna kuzhandhai.
    Teacher: ....??

    Hotelil Sardarji

    Sardarji : Oru Kaapi evalavu?
    Hotel Owner: 5 rooba
    Sardarji : edhirtha kadaila oru kaapi 35 paise nnu pottu irukku.
    Hotel Owner: Yov, adhu xerox kaapi ya.

    Kutti Sardarjiyin vendudhal

    Sararjiyin Magan: Kadavule, eppadiyaavadhu New York a Punjab oda thalainagarama maatheedu
    Appa Sardarji : Yenda Appadi Vendikire?
    Sardarjiyin Magan: Yenna naan appadi dhaan exam la eludhi irukken.

    Thattuvam
    1. Gold vechu Gold Chain pannalam, aana cycle vechu cycle chain panna mudiyaadhu
    2. Auto driver aala Auto otta mudiyum aana screw driver aala Screw otta mudiyaadhu
    3. Minnalai paatha kannu poyidum, paakalainna minnal poyidum
    4. Ennadhaan Naayi nandri ulladha irundhaalum adhaala Thank you solla mudiyadhu
    5. Mukkaali la okkaralaam, naarkaali la okkaralaam, aana thakkali la okkara mudiyama?
    6. Ennadhaan ahimsai vaadhiya irundhaalum chappathiya suttu dhaan saapidanum.
    7. Idli podi ya thottu idli saapidalaam, aana mookku podiya thottu mookai saapida mudiyadhu.
    8. Pant pottu mutti poda mudiyum aana mutti pottuttu pant poda mudiyadhu
    9. Enna dhaan JAVA la threads irundhaalum adhu vechu lungi neyya mudiyuma?
    10. TV paatha kanla thanni thanni ya varum, aana thanniya paatha kanla TV TV ya varuma?

    Sardarji yum BinLaden um

    Bin Laden a pidicha yaara irundhaalum 5 Lakhs prize endru police sonnavudan, sardarji police kitt poran
    Sardar: Sir enakku Bin Laden a romba pidikkum enakku 5 Lakhs kudungannu.
    Police: .....??????


    Needhimandrathil Doctor

    Lawyer: Doctor vinayagathukku neenga predha parisodhanai seidha nerathai konjam sonna mudiyuma?
    Doctor: 8:30 irukkum
    Lawyer: Vinayagam appo irandhu irundhaar illaya?
    Doctor: (Kindalaaga) Illai, pakkathu table la okkandhu naan predha parisodhanai panradhai pathukittu irundhaar.


    Mulu Loosu

    Teacher: Thavalai marathil irukku, kappal mulugudhu, oru kilo thakkali vilai 2 rooba, appadeenna en vayasu enna
    sardar : 32 sir
    Teacher: eppadi?
    Sardar : En akka vayasu 16, ava oru ara loosu appo ungalukku 32 dhaane.
     
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