Tanglish Pun Puzzle

TANGLISH PUN PUZZLE​

Puns you appreciate only if you know Tamil.
My elder brother is an irritating fellow.
He is anna-ying.

Why do people take binoculars to a wedding?
They can see their doorathu sondham.

What do you call it when your elder sister gives you a place to stay?
Akkamodation.

Where did the Mallu girl go when she became angry?
Ava Cochinu poita.

I married a pizza.
My children are kutti pizzasu.

Why did Batman shout, "Aeiouuu"?
Because avan vowel manidhan.

Which writer asked his son to donate his eyes?
Kanna thaa son.

A jealous engineer can never design a proper circuit. Why?
Avanuku Wire ah eriyum.

My dad's brother is a big joke.
You could call him Periya-pun.

What do you call a piece of cotton falling from a high altitude?
Punjee Jumping.

Why are the articles in English known as orphans?
They are an, a, the.