Tamil Jokes

Naan agal vilakkaaga irundhaalum nee illaamal ennaal praakasikka mudiyaadhu..So, unnai pol oru velakennai enakku friend a kedachadhu en baakiyam..!

 

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: An electric train is traveling South and the wind is blowing East. Which way is the smoke blowing?
Sam: There is no smoke it’s an electric train.:thumbsup

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A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
“Now,” he said,” what do you learn from this?”
An eager student gave his answer.
“Well the answer is obvious,” he said ” if you drink alcohol, you’ll never have worms.”:thumbsup

 

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to college”
“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to college. Come on now and get ready.”
“Give me two reasons why I should go to college.”
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!” ***thumbsup

 

thanks meena dear!!!!!
felt very happy that you enjoyed it with your DH:thumbsup

 

Dad asking his 5 year old son:Why are you crying da?

son: Athu onnum illa machi,innum konjam horlicks kettathuku un aalu enna adichuta da!

 

wife: yenga nan karbama irukaen

husband: ha.ha..!!unga appa,amma'ta sonnaya??

wifeonga,naan college padikkum pothu sonnathuke adichanga...!

husband:????????:spin

:biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh

 

funny but true

"Today's trendy husband and wife can touch each other but not each other's mobile.."

crazy world...!:biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh