Take Them Seriously and Don't Laugh............

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  1. Rajeshv

    Rajeshv Bronze IL'ite

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    Take Them Seriously and Don't Laugh............




    Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... . . drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!


    Boss: Where were you born?
    Sardar : Punjab ..
    Boss : which part ?
    Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .



    2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. /
    Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
    Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.


    Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
    Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
    Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.


    Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
    sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


    Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass..


    On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
    Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.


    How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
    Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

    Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
    Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
    Santa: I'm falling in love.


    Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
    Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


    A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
    Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.


    At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
    Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


    NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE :
    In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...



    Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
    Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
    Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


    Note: Just For Fun No Other Offence
     
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  2. Haasinii

    Haasinii Bronze IL'ite

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    hahhahahaha i was laughing out loud.........really....thanks for postng this
     

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