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Survival

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Nov 1, 2007.

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    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it.
    --Bill Cosby
     
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    mother's love

    A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path
    --Agatha Christie (1890 - 1976)
     
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    Father's love

    The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
    --Henry Ward Beecher
     
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    Funny thoughts

    A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
    - Robert Frost

    A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
    - Buster Keaton

    One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool
    --Edgar Watson Howe

    Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown. One lion said to the other ... "Does this taste funny to you?"
    - Unknown

    Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
    - Peter Ustinov

    If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.
    --George Muncaster (Air Force Wisdom)

    I just thought of something funny...your mother.
    - Cheech Marin

    I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
    - Peter Sellers

    Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.
    - Lyric from Frank Zappa's "Be-Bop Tango"

    Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
    - Jim Davis
    My formula for succes
    s is rise early, work late, and strike oil
    - Paul Getty

    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
    - Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
     
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    Valentine special

    When two people cannot see too much of each other nor too little of other people, they`re in love
    - Unknown

    May this Valentine's Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with those you hold dear
    - Darly Henerson

    Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.
    - Unknown

    It takes one eye opened to meet your true love, but both eyes closed to keep them
    - Unknown

    Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
    - Unknown

    It takes more then lace and ribbons And lovely verses too To make a Valentine thats nice enough for you It takes a world of special thoughts tucked into every line and thats exactly what you'll find inside this valentine.
    - Unknown

    Love is pulling together against all odds.
    - Unknown
     
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    hard work

    I don't believe people die from hard work. They die from stress and worry and fear -- the negative emotions. Those are the killers, not hard work. The fact is, in our society today, most people don't understand what hard work is all about.
    - A.L. Williams Businessman
     
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    work work work

    Early to bed, early to rise Work like hell and advertise
    - Ted Turner
     
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    That's insipiration

    First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
    - Mahatma Gandhi
     

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