Wife to husband: "You will never know what I went through to buy you your birthday present." "Come on tell me," he said. "Your pockets!" she replied! ************************** Wife: I have prepared a pistachio ice-cream surprise for you Husband: I am delighted to hear it. You certainly care for me. When the dish was served, the husband said, "Well what is the surprise?" Pat came the wife's reply, "try to find the pistachio in it!"
