Superb tongue twisters

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  1. ksv

    ksv Senior IL'ite

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    Corsiva]If you understand, say "understand" . [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]If you don't understand, say "don't Understand". [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand?! !![/FONT]



    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.[/FONT]



    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]Betty bought a cup of butter.But the Butter was so bitter. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]So Betty bought a bit of Butter to make the bitter butter a better butter.[/FONT]





    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]All he could see was sea, sea, sea. [/FONT]





    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]If two witches were watching two watches, [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]which witch would watch which watch? [/FONT]



    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]I had a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.[/FONT]



    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]Said a fellow to a fellow, [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]"If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"[/FONT]



    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]She sells sea shells on the sea shore, [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]but the sea shells that she sells on the sea[/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]shore are not the real sea shells.[/FONT]



    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]Whether the weather be fine, [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]Or whether the weather be not, [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]It is whether we like it or not.[/FONT]



    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. [/FONT]



    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his[/FONT]

    [FONT=Monotype
    Corsiva]tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues[/FONT]


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  2. sathya

    sathya Gold IL'ite

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    hello


    maattikkondathe naakku
    sonnathaye thiruppi thiruppi
    sollum kilipola....
    reminds me of
    tamil film
    thillu mullu
    and konachulli..

    sathya
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hello ,very nice twister,itz like in tamil film vishu will ask like this.
    PAITHIYANGALUKKU VAIDHIYAM PAARKIRA PAITHIYAKAARA DOCTORKKU
    PAITHIYAM PIDITHAAL,AVAR ENDHA PATHIYALGALUKKU VAITHIYAM PARKIRA PAITHIYAKAARA DOCTOR KITTA POVAAR.:mrgreen:
     
  4. chitrajan

    chitrajan Bronze IL'ite

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    Some very simple ones -- Try repeating fast

    1. Truly rural

    2. Good blood bad blood
     

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