Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette...? " ************************************************** ******************* Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" ******************************************* once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.." ******************************************* "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." ******************************************* dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... ******************************************* it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) ******************************************* teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!! ******************************************* "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" ******************************************* My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" ******************************************* "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board ******************************************* "will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF" ****************************** ************* LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" ******************************************* Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" ******************************************* Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father ******************************************* "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" ******************************************* Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? ******************************************** Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
Lavii: These are really funny....my fav was the one about the monkeys. Our hillbillies here are famous for their annihilation of the English language and I remembered the old hillbilly medical dictionary so I am posting for your enjoyment: Artery: The study of paintings. Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria. Barium: What doctors do when patients die. Benign: What you be after you be eight. BOwel: A letter like a. E. I. O. U. Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome. Cat Scan: Searching for kitty. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her. Colic: A sheep dog. Coma: A punctuation mark. D & C: Where Washington is. Dilate: To live longer. Enema: Not a friend. Fester: Quicker. Fibula: A small lie. Genital: Non-Jewish person. G.I. Series: <sup>1</sup>A soldier ball game. <sup>2</sup>World Series of military baseball. Hangnail: Coat hook. Impotent: Distinguished, well known. Labour pain: Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff: Doctor's cane. Morbid: A higher offer. Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates. Node: Aware of. Outpatient: A person who has fainted. Pap Smear: A fatherhood test. Pelvis: A relative of Elvis. Post Operative: A letter carrier. Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery. Rectum: Dang near killed 'em. Secretion: Hiding something. Seizure: Roman Emperor. Tablet: A small table. Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport. Tumor: More than one. Urine: Opposite of "You're out." Varicose: Nearby. Vein: Conceited.
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