SUPER STAR RAJINI JOKES Reporter to Rajnikanth: How many jokes have been made on you till now? Rajni: 1 or 2. Reporter: Only 1 or 2? Rajni: Enna nakala! Rest are all facts! Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard saying "Maalik Se Savdhan!" Once Rajnikanth decided to race with time. The result is, time is still running! Rajnikanth participated in 1000 km race and obviously he came first. But, Einstein died after watching this performance, because...Light came runner up after Rajni! Galileo used 'lamp' to study. Graham Bell used 'candle' to study. Shakespeare studied under street lights. But Rajnikanth? He studied under the light of an agarbatti! When Rajnikanth was a student... you can't guess this one... Teachers used to bunk to classes. While playing once, Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl. Now that statue is known as "Statue of Liberty". Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one April fools Rajni. Once, Rajnikanth was playing cricket in the monsoons and the rain was cancelled due to the match. Why did British leave India in 1947? Because they came to know Rajnikanth was going to be born in 1948. Dudes! stop making jokes on Rajnikanth, or else he will delete the gossip Internet!