Subject Object Predicate Mathematician asks: How to write 4 in between a 5? China man replied: Is this a Joke? Japan man exclaimed: Impossible! American man said: The question's wrong!! British man snorted: Rubbish !! Indian man wrote: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts..anything to do with optimising your brain!! British: Can u swim? Indian: No. British: Then a dog is better than u because it can swim. Indian: Can u swim? British: Yes! Indian: Then what's the difference between u & the dog? British shocked, faints!! Indian Rocks! European : Why do all you Indians come in different colors? Look at us, we are all white. Indian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same!!! My blessings to all indians all over the globe.
Customer X to bartender: What is the wifi password? Bartender BT: "Buy a drink first". X: Ok I will have a coke. How much? BT: Rs.20 X: What is the password for wifi? BT: Buy a drink first. All lower case.
