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Strict advise

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    An obese blonde with unhealthy overweight, went to Doctor.

    Her doctor put her on a diet with strict advise. "I want you to eat regularly for two days and then skip a day. I want you to repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

    When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Wow, this is amazing!" the doctor said, "So you did follow my instructions?"

    The blonde nodded yes. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

    "From hunger, you mean?" The Doctor asked.

    "No, from skipping", The Blonde explained
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahha,nice one:2thumbsup:
     
  3. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    Heena,

    Nice one
     

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