hi everybody, I enjoy these type of one-liners, so thought of sharing with all of you.dont know whether the other ILs like them or not. 1. God is real, unless declared integer 2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more. 3. Death is hereditary. 4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side. 5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. 6. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. 7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. 8. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. 9. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come . 10. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. 11. Well done is better than well said . 12. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. 13. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. 14. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. 15. Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives. 16. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die enjoy, Sravanthi
