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SQL QUERY FUNNY (Read and Laugh)

Discussion in 'Indian Diet & Nutrition' started by kalp, Mar 10, 2010.

  1. kalp

    kalp New IL'ite

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    :)WeddingQuery. ....... ........ (SQL Style)
    HUSBANDS QUERY

    CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
    BrideGroom Male (25) ,
    Bride Female(20) )
    AS
    BEGIN
    SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
    WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'
    AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
    AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null
    AND Sisters =Null


    SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce
    FROM FatherInLaw
    UPDATE MyBankAccout
    SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
    UPDATEMyLocker
    SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
    INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
    END
    GO

    Then the wife writes the below query:
    DROP HUSBAND;
    Commit;:rotfl


    Thanks,
    Kalp
     
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    Mythraeyi Silver IL'ite

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    Awesome!!!!!!!!!!! tooooooo gooooood.
     
  5. joynari

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    Hey its really funny and good.
     
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    LOL :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    Enjoyed thoroughly :cheers:cheers:biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh
     
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    very nice cant control my laugh.
    :rotfl

    lakshmi
     

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