Spit To Commemorate

Spit To Commemorate ​

One day President Trump decided that since he was the most popular president in our country’s history, like the world has never seen before, his picture should be on all US postage stamps. In a hastily staged photo opportunity, he signed a detailed executive order.

It directed that the finest paper, inks, adhesives, and printing methods were to be used. The President personally chose several flattering engravings of himself to be reproduced on the stamps, with an American flag fluttering bigly in the background.

A few weeks later, he asked for a report on how the public liked the new stamps, and sat back in his chair while Vice President Mike Pence briefed him.

“Mr President,” he said, “I’m afraid the new stamps turned out to be impractical because they won’t stay glued to the envelopes.”

Trump became very angry, and demanded to know why the stamps hadn’t been a huge success.​

Pence fidgeted a bit before telling him, “well, Mr. President, it seems that people keep spitting on the wrong side of the stamps.”
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