Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it Seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an Hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S Relativity. - Albert Einstein ------------------------------------- The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working The moment you get up in the morning and does not Stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost ------------------------------------- The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's There to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones ------------------------------------- We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain The success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan ------------------------------------- It matters not whether you win or lose; what Matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg ------------------------------------- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. ------------------------------------- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will Remember you when he is In trouble again. ------------------------------------- Complex problems have simple, easy to understand Wrong answers. ------------------------------------- It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it Creative problem solving. ------------------------------------- Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know Where to shop. ------------------------------------- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, Neither does milk. ------------------------------------- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to Shoot them. ------------------------------------- Forgive your enemies but remember their names. ------------------------------------- The number of people watching you is directly Proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Hi Daffodil, Those were defenitely very WHACKY QUOTES ...enjoyed all these crispy lines ! Thanks for theBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh warm regards PAULINA:wave
Hi Daffodil, nice post.. some them are amazing, i enjoyed reading!! The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working The moment you get up in the morning and does not Stop until you get into the office. Big LaughBig Laugh Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know Where to shop. :rotfl Most people are only alive because it is illegal to Shoot them. :shhh: :tongue
Dear Daffodil, Nice quotes friend ... Enjoyed laughing for all ... esp. the brain one ... :biggrin2: ...
