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Some rules that NEWTON forgot to mention!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by slgayatri, Feb 28, 2007.

  1. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start

    to move faster than the one you are in now.


    Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get

    an engaged tone.[​IMG]

    Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your

    nose will begin to itch.


    Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the

    least accessible corner.


    Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you

    had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


    Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
    the telephone [​IMG] will ring.


    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know


    increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


    LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine

    won't work, it will!


    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to


    the reach.


    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive

    last.


    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss


    will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

    I hope u all enjoyed with the rules.
    Gayathri.
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahha very true:2thumbsup:
     
  3. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    so nice of u to share it here,very very true dear...regards sunkan
     
  4. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Ha ha ha. it is similar to the Parkinson's rules. If you are waiting for bus No.10, all buses except bus No.10 will come and go. But, another day when you are waiting for bus No.9, several bus No.10 will come and go. Thanks for sharing.
     
  5. jothi

    jothi Senior IL'ite

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    really really true.

    makes one wonder why...hmmmmmmmmmmmm:idontgetit:

    Thanks
    jothi.
     
  6. sofiya

    sofiya New IL'ite

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    hahahah...those rules were hilarious!!!:rotfl
    and sooo soooo truee!

    Thanx for sharing Gayathri!
     
  7. mohana

    mohana Silver IL'ite

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    :-D Yes very true...ha,,ha
     
  8. anjana

    anjana Bronze IL'ite

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    Couldn't agree more. Law of queue and Law of result happens so often to me:cry: Thanks for sharing with us.
     

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