Some quotations

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    malligashivaram Gold IL'ite

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    HI IMAM ITS NICE TO HAVE A GUJARATI FRIEND THANKS:hiya FOR YOUR SWEET COMMENTS GIRL
     
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    malligashivaram Gold IL'ite

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    TO REALIZE

    To realize the value of One Year,
    Ask a student who failed his/her Annual Exams.

    To realize the value of One Month,
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.

    To realize the value of One Week,
    Ask an editor of a weekly magazine.

    To realize the value of One Day,
    Ask a daily wage laborer who has six mouth to feed,

    To realize the value of One Hour,
    Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

    To realize the value of One Minute,
    Ask the person who has missed her train.

    To realize the value of One Second,
    Ask a person who has survived an accident.

    To realize the value of One Millisecond'
    Ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics
     

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    [SIZE="4"]Olden days womens quotes :

    A woman is an emblem of beauty; an enigma that harbors a myriad thoughts and emotions within the crucible of privacy. She drives you crazy, and yet one cannot fathom how insipid the world would be without her. Enjoy some funny women quotes and don't miss out on Groucho Marx's cunning twist in the quote, "Women should be obscene and not heard."
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    Oscar Wilde
    One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
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    Oliver Wendell Holmes
    Man has will; but woman has her way.

    Tim Allen
    Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

    Mark Twain
    What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
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    Sigmund Freud
    Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
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    Leo Tolstoy
    When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me and say, 'Do what you like now'.

    Groucho Marx
    Women should be obscene and not heard.
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    Charlotte Whitton
    Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

    Mel Gibson
    I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
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    Eleanor Roosevelt
    A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
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    Helen Rowland
    To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    Alfred Lord Tennyson
    Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

    W. C. Fields
    Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

    Friedrich Nietzsche
    Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

    Ogden Nash
    I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some :)man she was preparing to overwhelm.

    Mignon McLaughlin
    It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.


    7. Patrick Moore
    At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
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    You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.[/SIZE]
     

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    Re: QUOTABLE QUOTES

    Both god and man want to love and be loved.

    • Without man god would be a secret.

    • He that would be a leader must be a bridge.

    • Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lightening of a fire.

    • Let him that would move the world, first move himself.

    • The time to relax is when you don’t have time for it.

    • Justice may be blind, but she has very sophisticated listening devices.

    • Let us read and let us dance-----the two amusements never do harm to the world
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    • People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.

    • Live so that your friends defend you but never have to.

    • Pride is tasteless, colorless and sizes less. Yet it is so hard to swallow.

    • The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.

    • Luck never gives, it only lends

    • Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep

    • Good manner will open doors that the best education cannot.

    • Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

    • There is no shortage of good days. It is good lives that are hard to come by.

    • HARD WORK spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.

    ULTIMATELY, the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises over himself.
    • Everyone knows how to raise children, except people who have them.

    • WHEN YOU can’t have what you want, it’s time to start wanting what you have
     

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    Anybody reading or pasting this it will be useful to all readers-----to each his own.enjoy and think that what it is meant to do.------best wishes to all
     

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    SOME OLD PROVERBS AS IT IS CALLED


    1---Put a frog on a a chair of gold and it will jump back into the swamp.

    2--A broken friendship may be mended, but it always sounds cracked.

    3--We do not carry a king's load and perspire.

    4--Better dabble with work than not work at all.

    5--When you shoot an arrow of truth, better dip it honey.

    6--Even a bad coin must have two sides.

    7--Pride is the mask of one's faults.

    8-- When words are excessive, the quality is deficient.

    9--Never answer answer a letter when you are angry.

    10-- In the land of blinds the one-eyed will be the king.

    11--The kick of a quiet horse strikes strong.

    12--Forgiveness is perfect when the sin is not remembered

    13--A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth.

    14--He who gets into another mans mouth, gets out again with difficulty..

    15--he who eats cherries with his superiors will have the pips thrown on his face.
     

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    Quotes are bombarded these days in cell net etc.....some stay in mind, some at the tip of tongue and doesn't come when we need it,some we treasure for some time till we get the gist of the meaning in our minds and heart------------some we do not understand till after some incidents,
    Some we hate because it seems to point fingers at us, somehow we just hate them,some we accept , some we throw out as we already have that much sense,------some we would like to tell other whom we think needs them more,----some are diamonds, some are gems, while other are stone.
    we relate to quotations that fill our hearth with joy and hope and give us strength, some we take as an insult,----some stupid as if anybody can be like this, --------whatever you like you can keep leave the rest for others who need and need badly.
     

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    OLD IS GOLD QUOTES


    He who fondles you more than usual has either deceived you or wishes to do so

    • Happiness and misery are not fated they are self-sought.

    • All crimes committed openly are considered lighter.

    • Advice is like medicine; the bitter it is the nastier to take.


    • When a big stone rolls it takes many with it.

    • Laws are like spider's web; hornets pass through them, but flies are caught.

    • Even an ant is six feet tall when measured by its feet.

    • When flatterers assemble; devil goes for dinner.

    • He needs a long candle who awaits the death of another

    • Everything tempts the man who fear temptations

    • A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infests the place

    • He who not tasted the bitter doesn’t know what is sweet.

    • One always has enough strength to bear the misfortune of his friend

    • Any fool can make money, but it takes the wise to keep it

    • It is disgraceful to stumble against the same stone twice.
     

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    Hi Malliga....nice quotes...liked the photographs also....good effort.:thumbsup......thank you...sylvia
     
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    Nice quotes n nice poem too. Thanks for sharing.
     

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