No claps please! What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day? Jaswanti One More ☝ Why don't people clap in Afghanistan? Because of 'Tali-ban'! Acha ek aur ☝ How do you ask your 'Maasi' to take a dip in water? Diplomacy! Ye wala last ☝ How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word? Vocabulary! Ye wala ek dum last☝ Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth? Umar Gul.. Jayasala42 Bonus One What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop. Simple its - MOTIVATING. Don't laugh alone, pass it on .