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Some jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sunitak, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. sunitak

    sunitak Junior IL'ite

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    Ye pyar bhi ajeeb hota hai,
    Maa se ho to mamta,
    Pita se ho to kartavya,
    Bhai se ho to dharm,
    Behen se ho to farz
    or
    Biwi se ho to
    Sonu-Monu
    Chotu-Pappu.

    Jevan k kathin rasto pe kaun apka sath dega?
    mummy/papa.? Nahi
    husband/wife. ?Nahi
    frnds.?Nahi
    brother/sister. ?
    Nahi are bhai apki CHAPPAL Or kaun:


    What did the lonely banana say?
    A: I'm a"kela".

    Q: What did the green peas say?
    A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.

    Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
    A: "Aaloo?"

    Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
    A: In the Gobi desert.

    Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
    A: Why do "phools" fall in love?

    Q: What did the fat car say?
    A: I`m a "mota"car.

    Q: What did the confused egg say?
    A: I don't "unda"-stand.

    Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
    A: "Jhinga" Bells.

    Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
    A: I wish I was "puri".

    Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
    A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

    Q: What language do carrots speak?
    A: Gajar-ati.

    Q: What do you call a haired poet?
    A: Ik-bal.

    Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other
    pizza slice so it would move?
    A: Pizza - "HUT"
     
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    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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