Ye pyar bhi ajeeb hota hai, Maa se ho to mamta, Pita se ho to kartavya, Bhai se ho to dharm, Behen se ho to farz or Biwi se ho to Sonu-Monu Chotu-Pappu. Jevan k kathin rasto pe kaun apka sath dega? mummy/papa.? Nahi husband/wife. ?Nahi frnds.?Nahi brother/sister. ? Nahi are bhai apki CHAPPAL Or kaun: What did the lonely banana say? A: I'm a"kela". Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed. Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone? A: "Aaloo?" Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out? A: In the Gobi desert. Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A: Why do "phools" fall in love? Q: What did the fat car say? A: I`m a "mota"car. Q: What did the confused egg say? A: I don't "unda"-stand. Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas? A: "Jhinga" Bells. Q: What did the half eaten naan say? A: I wish I was "puri". Q: What did the lonely potato sing? A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?" Q: What language do carrots speak? A: Gajar-ati. Q: What do you call a haired poet? A: Ik-bal. Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move? A: Pizza - "HUT"