Some important laws which Newton forgot to state

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
    to move faster than the one you are in now.

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    LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease,
    your nose will begin to itch.

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    LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
    accessible corner.

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    LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because> you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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    BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
    increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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    LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
    won't work, it will!

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    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is inversely
    proportional to the reach.

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    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
    boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
    cold.
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  2. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    hahaha..

    nice and seems to be true..
     
  3. So Sure

    So Sure Senior IL'ite

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    Very true!!
    These laws are tested and proved by all of us over and over again...! Especially .......
    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is inversely
    proportional to the reach. :rotfl

    Regards,
    Sharada
     
  4. Vysan

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    Hi,

    Good one...
     

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