Some Leave application: · Infosys, <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1lace w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Bangalore</st1:City></st1lace> : An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> ·This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> ·Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> ·From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> ·Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> ·An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> ·A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> ·Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> ·Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> ·Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> ·Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> ·Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> ·A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post. ______________________________________ Tips: Laughing... is an expression that can make us far away from stress. In a study, laughing can thwart stress, boost the immune system, and help protect against the flu and even cancer.
