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Some Funny Leave Applications

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Rajeshv, Dec 23, 2008.

  1. Rajeshv

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    Some Leave application:
    · Infosys, <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Bangalore</st1:City></st1:place> : An employee applied for leave as follows:

    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."


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    This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


    "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."


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    Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."


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    From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."


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    ·Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"


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    ·An incident of a leave letter:
    "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."


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    ·A leave letter to the headmaster:

    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


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    ·Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

    "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."


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    ·Covering note:
    "I am enclosed herewith..."



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    ·Another one:
    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."


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    Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".


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    Letter writing:-
    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."


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    A candidate's job application:
    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
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    [​IMG]Tips: Laughing... is an expression that can make us far away from stress. In a study, laughing can thwart stress, boost the immune system, and help protect against the flu and even cancer.
     
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2008
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