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Software Engineer Hubby

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Jan 21, 2008.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

    Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
    Husband - hard disk full.


    Wife - have you brought the saree.

    Husband - Bad command or file name.

    Wife - but I told you about it in morning

    Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

    Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.

    Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

    Wife - at least give me your credit card,
    i can do some shopping.


    Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

    Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.

    Husband - data type mismatch.

    Wife - you are useless.

    Husband - by default.


    Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
    Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to

    Reboot.


    Wife - what is the relation between you & your
    Receptionist?


    Husband - the only user with write permission.

    Wife - what is my value in your life?

    Husband - unknown virus detected.

    Wife - do you love me or your computer?

    Husband - Too many parameters.

    Wife - i will go to my dad’s house.

    Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
    Close.

    Wife - I will leave you forever.

    Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

    Wife - it is worthless talking to you.

    Husband - shut down the computer.

    Wife - I am going

    Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.
     
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