Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Lalithambigai, Jun 7, 2019.
The Newyorker Dec 16, 2019
Source the hindu of date 16 Dec 2019:
America living desi aunty gets whatsapp image on screen.
Her college-from-home child is also looking at the image.
Child: Is that a wedding ?
Mummy (controlling laughter): why would you ask that ?
Child: Bride on the left ?
Mummy (almost ready to burst out): who do you think is the bride?
Child: The one with bindi, and lots of garlands ?
Mummy (gives up):
I called my Arab friend home for a traditional 'Onam Sadya'.(traditional lunch)
The Arab friend asked me:
"Is the Onam lunch Veg or Non veg?"
I told him: "It's Vegetarian, are you coming? "
He said he would come... .
And he came and sat for the 'Sadya' (lunch).
I placed the traditional big banana leaf and a glass of water in front of him to serve the Onam lunch, and went inside to bring the Onam meal.
When I came back, my Arab friend ate the big banana leaf and drank the water, and said:
"Masha Alla ... Thamam... This is the first time I have ever eaten such a big leaf as 'salad' ..."