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    Never Joke with an Engineer :

    Engineers Can Prove Anything For 10 Marks

    Question : Prove : PAPA = MAMA.

    Medical Doctor : ”Out Of Course”

    Chartered Accountant: ”No Way”

    Barrister: ”Cannot Be Proven”

    Social sciences: "Not in this world,"

    but…..

    Engineer: It's a Simple Solution

    As we know,

    Pressure(P)= Force/Area

    i.e. P = F/A

    ?F = PA ························ (i)

    Now, aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion,

    Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)

    i.e. F =MA ···················(ii)

    From equation (i) and (ii)

    PA = MA

    Squaring both sides

    (PA)² = (MA)²

    ? PAPA = MAMA
     
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    :hello:As an antithesis I wish to add here, that it is common practice among celebrities divorce celebrated in public cutting cakes. I presume the phrase “n th divorce for Him & n+ 3 divorce for Her” would be icing ON the CAKE.

    Thanks and Regards.
     
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    :hello:Beautiful phrase. Brain the long & short of it. You have cut the long story short.
    Thanks and Regards.
     
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    Sir :worship2::worship2::worship2: Thanks for dropping by and contributing your own unique signature style of humor to this thread. I have really started enjoying reading your comments more than the actual smiles I post :thumbup:
     
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    :hello:Overwhelmed. It is better to try firing neurons
    in the auspicious hour before rush hour!
    Thanks and Regards.
     
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    I called my Arab friend home for a traditional 'Onam Sadya'.(traditional lunch)

    The Arab friend asked me:
    "Is the Onam lunch Veg or Non veg?"

    I told him: "It's Vegetarian, are you coming? "
    He said he would come... .
    And he came and sat for the 'Sadya' (lunch).

    I placed the traditional big banana leaf and a glass of water in front of him to serve the Onam lunch, and went inside to bring the Onam meal.

    When I came back, my Arab friend ate the big banana leaf and drank the water, and said:
    "Masha Alla ... Thamam... This is the first time I have ever eaten such a big leaf as 'salad' ..." ????????????

    HAPPY ONAM!
     
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