Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Mistt, Feb 22, 2017.
Hahaha! It happens.
Wow! What a thought!
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”
I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”
The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."
I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
I believe in all religions now......
Wife came home with 9 cases of beer, 8 wine bottles, 10 whisky bottles and 2 Bread packets.
Husband : क्या कोई मेहमान आ रहे हैं ?
Wife : No
Husband : फिर इतनी Bread लाने की क्या जरूरत थी ?
Men are men