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    Happy WORLD MIL DAY.

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    :hello: COURT DECREES - HUSBANDS GENUFLECT TO SPOUSE :hello:

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    Last one is ultimate!:tearsofjoy::tongueout::smile:


    *It's Extreme*
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    *Height of Laziness*
    ```Asking lift for morning walk.```

    *Height of Craziness*
    ```Get blank paper xeroxed.```

    *Height of Hope*
    ```A 99 year old woman going for Rs 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.```

    *Height of Attitude*
    ```A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice...```
    _*Please do not make noise by dropping coins! Use Currency Notes.*_

    *Height Of Work Pressure*
    An employee opens his Tiffin Box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office or coming back from office.
     
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    Enough jokes on *wives*. Now somethng on *husband*...;)for all ladies

    A new metal is added to *chemistry*:

    • Name - *Husband*
    • Symbol - *Hb*
    • Atomic weight:
    - Light when found
    first
    - Tends to get heavier
    over the years with
    time

    Physical properties:
    - Boils at any time
    with inlaws
    - Can freeze in front
    of his own family
    - Melts if sees other
    women
    - Very bitter if
    questioned

    • Chemical properties
    :
    - Very reactive
    - Highly unstable
    - Possesses strong
    resistance to gold,
    silver, diamond,
    platinum, credit
    cards and cheque
    books
    - Money saving agent

    Occurrence:

    - Mostly found in
    front of TV, Laptop & Mobile.
    ;):tongueout:

    ✒...if we lose a pen, we can buy new one; but if we lose a pen cap, we cannot buy it...so love your husband, because all Dhakkans are important :tongueout:;):smile:

    Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!...
    :tongueout:;):lol:

    Finally, -Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!!
    Cheers to all women.
     
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    The list should include as additional properties:
    At certain specific moments Hb can act as catalyst.
    “ IT “
    could be in different forms -
    Allotropes
     
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