Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Mistt, Feb 22, 2017.
*WELDING & WEDDING:*
An engineer was asked: "What is the Technical Difference between welding and wedding ...."
He replied: "Not much; both are joints, in a way.......In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever; whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever ..."
A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct !
Read his answers and have a blast.
Q.1 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans. - At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.2 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans. - Marriage..
Q.3 - Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans. - Liquid State..
Q.4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..
Q.5 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake..!!
Q. 6- Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???
Indian Constitution - Article 20(2)-says, "No man can be punished twice for same offence."