Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Mistt, Feb 22, 2017.
Man ki Baath = Talk of the heart.
For the hindi-handicapped, monkey-bath is quite in context !!
Rihana, really I didn't get what Monkey bath was until I read last sentence of the joke. Very funny!
Lol I loved this and tried asking my husband the same and failed miserably
It was a big jungle and all animals lived happily. However, one old elephant always wanted to visit a city at least once before he died. Since he was old, he wished to see the city soon.
He tried many ways to visit the city, but nothing worked. The major problem was he did not know how long it would take to reach the city and return to the jungle. Since the elephant was too old, other animals cared a lot.
One day, the elephant met a group of tourists in the jungle. A young girl loved the old elephant. The old elephant asked the young girl, “How long it would take to reach the city?”
Suddenly the young girl received a call and said to the elephant, “Just a minute!”
The old elephant ran happily thinking that it would take only a minute to reach the city.
Teacher told Johnny to write an essay of 100 words. Johnny thought for a moment and stared to write. “I went to call my puppy in for the night and I called “puppy, puppy, puppy…..”.!
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
LJohnny : A teacher
Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
Wife watched her husband searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him : "What are you so frantically searching?"
Husband : "Hidden cameras!"
Wife : "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Husband: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying 'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am watching.