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    I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
     
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    A snail mama goes shopping and asks her snail child: “Should I get you anything?”
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    “Yeah, could you get me yoghurt please?”
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    Two weeks later the snail mama comes back: “Strawberry or vanilla?
     
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    Station Master and a Lady Passenger
    A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train.

    Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train?
    Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it’s railways department’s train.
    Passenger: (Annoyed) That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore?
    Station Master: No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it.
    Passenger: Its really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?
    Station Master: NO ma’am. The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!

    The passenger fainted!
     
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    Teacher told Johnny to write an essay of 100 words. Johnny thought for a moment and stared to write. “I went to call my puppy in for the night and I called “puppy, puppy, puppy…..”.!
     
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    Teacher to Danny: Danny, why you are not writing?
    Danny: Ma’am, I don’t has a pen
    Teacher: Danny, you said a wrong sentence. The correct form is I don’t have a pen, he doesn’t have a pen and we don’t have a pen.
    Danny: oh Ma’am! Who stole all the pens then?!
     
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    During a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.
    Husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
    After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”!
     
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    TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    LJOHNY: Me!
     
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