A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
Little Johnny asks his father: "Where does the wind come from?" - "I don't know". - "Why do dogs bark?" - " I don't know". - "Why is the earth round"? - " I don't know". - " Does it disturb you that I ask so much?" - No, son, please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything.
Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars. Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage
An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his cell phone. "Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the highway." Oh it's worse than that," he replies, "there are hundreds of them!"
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Daddy reads some bedtime stories to make little Jonny fall asleep. Half an hour later mommy opens quietly the door and asks: “And, is he asleep? Little Jonny answers: “Yes, finally
