Mr Y: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Mr Y: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge? Mr Y: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth.. Mr Y visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!" Mr Y at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! A man was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping. A dog was chasing Mr Y he was just laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Me Y: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me. Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa Mr Y tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b there. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there Mr Y went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U know y? FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". Mr Y had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted he named them TIRED & RETIRED! Mr. Y standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light" SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... A professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... ON A ROMANTIC DATE Mr Y's GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER Mr Y found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first. A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except our Mr. Y. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" What does a Mr Y do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes. WHY CANT Mr Y DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY? THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE. Mr Y & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Mr Y says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Mr Y says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 Mr Y & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Mr Y replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Superb yaar, You know today i am very much upset , but you and your joke made me happy and relax , Thanks a lot dear..............................
