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Smile Please!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by pussy, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. pussy

    pussy Gold IL'ite

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    Mr Y: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
    Friend: Y?
    Mr Y: Got upper berth.
    Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge?
    Mr Y: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth..

    Mr Y visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
    Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
    Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
    words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

    Mr Y at an Art Gallery:
    I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
    Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

    A man was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
    His wife asked what you are doing
    He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.

    A dog was chasing Mr Y he was just laughing.
    A bystander: why are u laughing?
    Me Y: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.

    Santa! Your daughter has died!
    Depressed,
    Sardar jumps from 100th floor
    At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
    At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
    At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa

    Mr Y tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b there.
    Girl goes at night & really nobody was there


    Mr Y went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had gone to DELHI for Filling up.
    U know y?
    FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

    Mr Y had twins;
    he named them Tin Martin.
    Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
    again twins & named Max & Climax.
    Again d same. disgusted
    he named them TIRED & RETIRED!


    Mr. Y standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him
    "Todays dinner should be light"

    SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
    - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....

    A professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
    U knw Why?
    Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...


    ON A ROMANTIC DATE Mr Y's GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
    HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

    Mr Y found the answer to the most difficult question
    ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?
    O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.


    A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a
    cricket match.
    All were busy writing except our Mr. Y.
    He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"


    What does a Mr Y do after taking a xerox?
    He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.


    WHY CANT Mr Y DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
    THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.


    Mr Y & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Mr Y says... Drink quickly......
    Wife asks why...
    Mr Y says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10


    Mr Y & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
    Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
    Mr Y replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
     
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  2. pussy

    pussy Gold IL'ite

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    mmmmmmmmm 104 views but no reply.
     
  3. VinuSam143

    VinuSam143 New IL'ite

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    Good collection yaar....
     
  4. rosy786

    rosy786 IL Hall of Fame

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    nice collections
     
  5. ManjuMa

    ManjuMa New IL'ite

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    Superb yaar,

    You know today i am very much upset , but you and your joke made me happy and relax ,

    Thanks a lot dear..............................
     
  6. Al3oofy

    Al3oofy New IL'ite

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    very nice ,,, thanks alot
     
  7. pussy

    pussy Gold IL'ite

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    Hi friends,

    Thanks to all......
     
  8. CHABOLU

    CHABOLU Platinum IL'ite

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    ha ha ha.......
    had a nice laugh
     
  9. Ribbo

    Ribbo Bronze IL'ite

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    :D Thanks for sharing. :)
     
  10. pussy

    pussy Gold IL'ite

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    Thanks Chabolu & Ribbo
     

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