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Smart Woman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by safa, Mar 7, 2007.

  1. safa

    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    :bangcomp: :evil: ........................:-D :-D

    Hello - this is a good one....................................
    Smart Woman

    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
    She
    went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
    said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
    wishes."

    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
    to
    mention the condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your
    husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."

    For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
    world.
    The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
    husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
    flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
    beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

    So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second
    wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said,
    "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will
    be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's okay, because
    what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest
    woman in the world!

    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
    like
    a mild heart attack."

    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

    Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.
    Stop here and continue feeling good.

    Male readers: Please scroll down.


























































    The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

    Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.

    Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show


    PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
    that women never listen!!!

    Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
    who
    have a good sense of humor.

    Cheers,
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    HI VERY NICE ONE,
    EVEN THOUGH IT IS:evil:,BUT ENJOYED,THANX FOR POSTING:2thumbsup:
     
  3. cheer

    cheer Silver IL'ite

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    Good one safa:2thumbsup: , message for men Dont' take panga with ladies:tongue
     
  4. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    Dear Safa,

    Good one. Keep posting like this.

    With love
    Lakshmi
     
  5. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    :evil: :icon_frown:

    :) Thanks for sharing

    Gayathri.
     

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