Sleeping in the office

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  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

    15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

    13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

    12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

    11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

    10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

    9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

    8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

    7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

    6. "The coffee machine is broken...."

    5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

    4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

    3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

    2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

    AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

    "Amen"
     
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  2. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    TDU sir,

    Thank you for giving us all the ideas in case I ever need it I can use them may be.
     
  3. Nivedi

    Nivedi New IL'ite

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    TDU Sir - Very witty answers!
     
  4. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Very nice answers, TDU. I also liked the explanation to SLEEP.
    When I was caught sleeping, of course not in the office but in the house, I used to say that 'I didn't sleep, just keeping my eyes shut'. How is that?
    Sriniketan
     
  5. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Thanks, madhu, nivedi and sriniketan for enjoying the humour.
     
  6. Sindhuja

    Sindhuja Silver IL'ite

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    TDU sir,
    I liked all the reasons, especially the first one which will be a very very good excuse.
     
  7. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Will try these one liners when iam caught. Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    vow TDU,
    wish i know ur name it looks damn odd calling u like this, any way nice ideas, hope the office goers get a great repreave from ur ideas...sunkan
     
  9. malspie

    malspie Platinum IL'ite

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    Hi TDU,

    I think I shoud hand a print of this thread to all the 60+ retainers of our organizations who snore to glory...... But anyways, nobody questions them............... We cannot think about it in a MNC... the door is open for such activities.............
     
  10. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good ideas.......
     

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