Simple joke for enjoyment

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  1. vinoran

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    While 'BILL GATES' in a restaurant , After eating, He- "GATES" gave $ 5 bill to the waiter as a tip.

    The waiter had a strange feeling on his face after he took the tip?
    Gates just noticed, asked him-- What happened!!

    Waiter in a feeble voice said : I'm just amazed , bcoz on the same table
    ur son gave a Tip Of... $500..U know!!!!

    But U, his Father, richest man in the world Gave Only ...only ..a.$5. TIP .??

    And Gates Smiled : Replied With Meaningful words:

    "Yes -Sure He is! The Son of the world's richest man,
    but hum, um----I am the son of a wood cutter..."

    (Never Forget Your Past <><><><><><>It's Your Best Teacher. )



    A little boy was waiting for his mother
    to come out of the grocery store.
    As he waited, he was approached by a man
    who asked, "Son, can you tell me
    where the Post Office is?"

    The little boy replied, "Sure!
    Just go straight down this street acoupla blocks and turn to your right."

    The man thanked the boy kindly and said,
    "I'm the new pastor in town.
    I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday.
    I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

    The little boy replied with a chuckle.
    "Awww, come on... you don't even know
    the way to the Post Office."



     
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    Thank you my friend, at least you acknowledged
     
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    Both of these are good and have some morals.
     
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