hi all, <TABLE class=wrapper cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TD class=content_top><TD class=content><!-- BEGIN STANDARD TAG - 468 x 60 - indiahumor.com: Run-of-site - DO NOT MODIFY --> <TD class=break><TD class=content><!-- OPEN FOR BREAK -->Siddhuism - Quotable Cricket Quotes A few of Siddhuism for all u cricketing and non-cricketing fans :- Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential! Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats! Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn! He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg! It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide! He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg! When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon! If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pans’ there would be no tinkers! The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down! This team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls! The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter! The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30! The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs! A big outcry but no outcome! All that comes from a cow is not milk! Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup! I like Siddhuism!:bowdown
Re: More Siddhuism I was wondering how could he come up with such ideas.....so I tried these This one for especially for Siddhu made by me .... Never ask your hungry husband " did I put salt in your lunch". Those who just cooked with red chilli must never screw their nose howzatt.......:bang very bad??????????????????
Some more Siddhuism ......this is hilarious <FORM language=javascript id=Form1 name=Form1 onsubmit="if (!ValidatorOnSubmit()) return false;" action=77197.aspx method=post> -.A girl born beautiful is half married. -The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a hole. There is no team co-operation. -His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that. -The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u don't matter. -In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left! -Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test that they ran into deep oceans -Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition. -Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a decision are outdated. -Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the cricket without any aim) -Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane, when batting. -Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock. -A barking dog better than a sleeping Lion - So go on Indians Bark aloud and let everyone hear you louder!!! -The dog that barks last, barks best -SUCCESS HAS MANY FATHERS .... FAILURE IS AN ORPHAN!!!!! -S.Ramesh's running between the wickets is like a snail going slow! -He is like an Indian transistor which does not work until you give it two slaps. -If u r trying to beat India in their home you are you trying to get milk out of an ox. -Indian team is just like Indian Monsoon. you just cant predict when there will be flood & when drought </FORM>
